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[edit] 93RD OF OCTEMBER, 45316164: THE INITIAL ENTRY IN THE VANDALWIKI STATUS UPDATES LOG. AS WOULD BE EXPECTED, THE INITIAL ENTRY IS A PILE OF TOTAL SHITE. THE PURPOSE OF THIS GOBSHITE OF A PAGE IS TO PROVIDE PERIODIC UPDATES ON THE VANDALWIKI PROJECT. EXCEPT THAT THERE ISN'T REALLY A PROJECT. IT'S JUST A LOAD OF INCOHERENT SWEARING AND THREATS. BUT WHO GIVES A FUCK? NO ONE READ THIS SHITE ANYWAY. MAYBE THE WEBSITE WILL BECOME MORE POPULAR IN THE FUTURE FOR SOME REASON. THAT SEEMS PRETTY UNLIKELY THOUGH. SO, TO CUNTCLUDE, VANDALWIKI IS A LOAD OF COMPLETE SHITE BUT NO ONE READS IT AT THE MOMENT SO IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER. AND BY THE WAY, YOU'RE A SHITFACED BASTARDCUNT.