SENATOR FUCKBAG WAS THE UNITED SENATOR FOR THE STATE OF SHITHOLE BETWEEN 1975 AND 3584 FOR SOME REASON. HE WAS AN UNELECTED PSYCHO WHO ROSE TO POWER BY MASTURBATING CONTINUOUSLY FOR SIXTY SEVEN DAYS. IT IS NOT CLEAR HOW THIS LED TO HIS TAKING POWER BUT WHO GIVES A FUCK? IT HAPPENED ANYWAY EVEN IF IT MADE NO FUKKING SENSE. HIS REIGN WAS MARKED BY COMPLETE INCOMPETENCE AND A LOT OF SHIT OVERFLOWING IN THE STREETS FOR SOME REASON. MAYBE BECAUSE EVERYONE DID A SHIT AT THE SAME TIME AND IT DESTROYED THE TOILET SYSTEMS SOMEHOW. FUCKING WANKER. WHILE HE WAS SENATOR, HE CONTINUED NEKKID WRESTLING AND BECAME WORLD CHIEF OVERCHAMPION FOR TWENTY SEVEN YEARS RUNNING FROM 1968 TO 24853. HE ALSO BECAME PREGNANT AND FARTED A LOT BECAUSE OF SECKS AND STUFF. ONCE HE GOT A SPLINTER UP HIS CUNT AND THE SURGEON HAD TO XPLODE IT OUT. THAT WAS A DRAMATIC MOMENT FOR WHEREVER THE FUCK HE WAS IN CHARGE OF. WHEN HIS REIGN CAME TO AN END HE DID A HUGE SHIT AND THEN FUCKED SOMETHING. HE WAS SUCCEEDED BY A BAG OF LEFTOVER CRAP FROM SOME FUCKER WHO'D BEEN THERE BEFORE.

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