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WANKING ADDICTION IS A TERRIBLE CONDITION CAUSED BY BEING ADDICTED TO WANKING. THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT A WANKING ADDICTION. IT'D BE A BIT FUCKING STUPID IF THEY CALLED IT SOME OTHER SHIT. DID YOU THINK THEY'D CALL IT SOMETHING ELSE? YOU FUCKING IDIOT. YOU SHOULD GO GET FUCKED. COMPLETE PIECE OF FUCKING SHITFUCKER. I BET YOUR SHIT IS FUCKED IN THE CUNT WITH A WANKER. PRAT. ANYWAY, A WANKING ADDICT WILL BASICALLY JUST WANK OFF FAR TOO MUCH. THEY MIGHT WANK OFF SO MUCH THAT THEIR COCK FALLS OFF. THAT'S QUITE A LOT OF WANKING REALLY. SHITTY FUCK WANK BASTARD. STUPID FUCKING PILE OF ARSEHOLE. BUT YEAH, A WANKING ADDICT WON'T DO VERY MUCH EXCEPT WANKING. THEY MIGHT EVEN SHIT IN THEIR OWN ARSEHOLE. BECAUSE THAT'S A HIPSTER WAY OF WANKING. OR SOMETHING. THE KIDS THESE DAYS ARE PRETTY FUCKED UP. STUPID FUCKERS. I BET THEY'RE ALL WANKING ADDICTS THESE DAYS BECAUSE THEY HAVE NON-STOP 24 HOURS PORN. WHO WOULDN'T BE A WANKING ADDICT WHEN THERE'S FREE, UNLIMITED PORN? AND NOT JUST NORMAL PORN THEY HAVE THE FUCKED UP STUFF TOO. I BET YOU WANK TO THAT YOU FUCKING PERVERT. GOD YOU'RE FUCKING DISGUSTING. I BET YOU'RE WANKING RIGHT NOW YOU BRAINLESS FUCKER. FUCK YOU.