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[edit] I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU FUCKING TWIZZLE GOLD LICKING COCK BENDING FUCKING FAGGOTS FAGGOTS I FOUGHT HAND TO HAND WITH THE FUCKINGALESSANDRA AND WE HAD CAKE AND BONBONS AND I SENT HIM DEEP SPACE FOR THE SWAP ON THIS AND THEN COCK SUCKING WILL BUT MUNCHER YOU HAVE TO COME IN HERE WITH YOU GOD DAMN DON'T FUCKING GOAT FUCKING FUCKING SUCK ON MY WHITE ASS

YEAH IT IS PRETTY FUCKING AMAZING YOU FUCKING CUM GUZZLING TWAT FUCKER I'LL SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH AND CALL YOU SANTA CLAUS WHILE YOU SPANK MY BALLS AROUND A BIG GODDAMN BASKETBALL HOOP WHEN WE WILL HAVE A SHIP PARADE DOWN MAIN STREET WHILE THE GIRLS DANDY AND PARADE PISS AND THEN DOGS WILL COME AND EAT CORN FROM OUR ASS CRACKS

YES REALLY YOU SUMMON A FREE THIS SHIT ANNOYED DO I HAVE TO FUCKING REMOVE THE GODDAMN PENCILS FROM YOUR FUCKING DICK HOLE I TOLD YOU WERE GOING TO STEAL TIRES AND ROLL THEM AT OLD PEOPLE AND THEN GRAB THEIR NECKLACES AND STRANGLE THE NIGGERS AND PEOPLE WILL CHEER AND RUBBER CLITORISES AND PARADE AROUND OUR SHIT AND THEN WE WILL BE GODS AND I WILL RAPE THE TREESAND THE SUN WILL BE ICE AND I WILL EAT ALL THE GARBAGE THE RAT FECES INFESTED MONGRELS OF THIS WORLD I WILL SWALLOW IT WHOLE AND SHIT HOW OLD FURY DOWN YOUR MOTHER'S FACE

MAYBE I'M NOT DRUGS THEY ARE WINDOWS TO THE UNIVERSE HOW DARE YOU FUCKING COME AT ME WITH YOUR CHALLENGES I WILL TEAR OFF YOUR FUCKING HEAD AND CREAMED CORN COBS DOWN YOUR ESOPHAGUSRAM DOWN WITH A STEEL PIPE UNTIL THIS SHIT OUT YOUR ASS AND YOU ARE IMPALED WITH HOT FUCKING STEALI WILL LEAVE YOU GLUED TO THE TOILET WITH GOD'S EPOXY AND THEN SMASH THE BALL SO THAT THE CERAMIC SHARDS PERMEATE YOUR LAYERS OF LEATHERY SKIN AND XANDER WILL LAUGHTHEN THE DRESSER WILL FALL AND SHIT ALL OVER THIS UNHOLY HOLINESS OF ON HOLY SHIT AND CRUSH YOUR FUCKING SKULL WELL YOUR BRAINS SPRAY OUT FROM YOUR FUCKING EYE SOCKETSAND SUPERMAN WILL EAT SALISBURY STEAKSAND WHITE RICE WITH GRAVY THE GRAVY DURA MATTER

YES I HAVE THE RIGHT NUMBER YOU FUCKING COCK GOBBLER 973ALL I'VE DONE IS FOLLOW THE RITUAL AND IT HAS LED ME TO YOUYOU HATE ME BUT I POWER OVER YOU ALL I WILL STICK 13 FINGERS UP YOUR ASS SPREAD AND PAUL AN ENVELOP YOUR ASSHOLE OVER YOUR OWN HEADAT THE SAME TIME I'LL PULL ON YOUR PENIS A LITTLE PECKER AND MAKE YOU HONK LIKE A PENGUIN

I DON'T HAVE THE AUSPICES FOR YOUR FUCKING QUESTION HONOR MY FUCKING WORDS AND OBEY THE DRYWALL YOU FUCKING WOMEN WILL CONT

WHY DO YOU FUCKING MOUTH MOVIE QUESTOF COURSE IT'S ALL OF MY ASSETS HAVE BEEN DESTROYEDI WILL MAKE ME A GOD DAMN VENTILATIONFROM YOUR FUCKING AGAIN