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Write About Your Checking Account clicked the hit and he wants bank account details - he must feel we're mentally deficient. This man is involved in the least sophisticated attempt at theft since Blind Willie Numbskull attempted to hold up my local bank by shouting " bang" whilst aiming a carrot at the cashier.

THERE'S BEEN A LESS SOPHISTICATED ATTEMPT. IT WAS WHEN DEAFBLIND JIMMY BRAINDEAD TRIED TO ROB THE BANK BY HOLDING UP A LETTER FROM THE GUN SHOP TELLING HIM HIS GUN WAS ON ORDER SO IT WOULD ARRIVE WHEN NEW STOCKS COME IN. HE HELD UP THE LETTER AND SHOUTED "BANG". EXCEPT HE WASN'T AT THE BANK. HE WAS TALKING TO A PILE OF CAR TYRES.