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[edit] THE SPECIAL SECURITY ARREST SQUAD SPECIALISES IN EXTREME DANGER HIGH SECURITY ARREST CASES. THEY USE MAXIMUM SECURITY PROCEDURES TO SECURELY ARREST THE SUSPECT OR KILL THEM IF THIS IS MORE SECURE. THEY ARE EQUIPPED WITH ASSAULT SHOTGUNS, GRENADE PISTOLS, DEATHBRINGER MISSILES, TITANIUM ARMOUR PLATE MURDER VEHICLES, ARMOUR PIERCING RIFLE CANNONS AND HANDCUFFS. DURING FIELD INTERROGATIONS THEY WILL OFTEN BEAT SUSPECTS TO THE POINT OF DEATH, REVIVE THEM AND THEN KILL THEM IN ORDER TO GAIN INFORMATION ON CRIMINAL MURDEROUSNESS. THEIR UNIFORMS ARE NEVER CLEANED SO THAT THE BLOODSTAINS ARE VISIBLE TO THEIR ENEMIES. THIS MAKES THEM MORE TERRIFYING IN BATTLE. IN THE COURSE OF THE HISTORY OF THE SPECIAL SECURITY ARREST SQUAD, OVER TWENTY THOUSAND SUSPECTS HAVE BEEN EXECUTED BY MEMBERS OF THE SPECIAL SECURITY ARREST SQUAD FOR CRIMES RANGING PSYCHOTIC MURDER TO SHITTING IN THE WRONG FUCKING TOILET YOU CUNT. THE EMBLEM OF THE SPECIAL SECURITY ARREST SQUAD IS A DEAD BODY BECAUSE THAT IS PRETTY MUCH WHAT THEY CREATE.
