SEXUAL COMMANDO

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Current revision as of 15:45, 16 December 2014

A SEXUAL COMMANDO IS A COMMANDO WHO IS SUPER SKILLED AT FUKIN. THEY USE THEIR FUKIN SKILLS TO OVERWHLEM THEIR SEXUAL PREY WITH EXTREME SEXUAL FORCE. THEY ARE HIGHLY TRAINED IN USING STUFF LIKE 25 INCH DILDOES AND THAT KIND OF SHIT. THEY DON'T ALWAYS SHIT THEMSELVES BUT IT'S NOT EVER RULED OUT BECAUSE AS COMMANDO THEY USE ANY TACTICS POSSIBLE TO ACHIEVE ORGASM OR WHATEVER THEIR SEXUAL AIMS ARE. MANY SEX COMMANDOS BEGIN THEIR SEXUAL TRAINING ON THE SPECIAL SEX SERVICE SELECTION COURSE. IT IS KNOWN AS ONE OF THE TOUGHEST SEX ATTACK COURSES WITH EVEN TOP MEMBERS OF THE SEXUAL SERVCIES REGULARLY DROPPING OUT. THE TOP REASONS FOR FAILURE OF THE THING ARE PENISES FALLING OFF, VAGINAS CATCHING FIRE DUE TO EXCESSIVE FIRCTION, INABILITY TO PLAN THE USE OF CONDOMS AND XPLODED TESTICLES FOR SOME REASON. AFTER FUKING THEIR WAY THOURGH THE SELECTION COURSE THE NEW CROWNED SEXUAL COMMANDOS ARE ENTITLED TO WEAR THE WHITE BERET. IT'S WHITE TO SYMBOLISE PURE SEX AND PROBABLY ALSO THE CUM STAINS THAT ARE GOING TO GET ALL OVER THEIR FUKING CLOTHING. SEUXLA COMMANDOS SERVE ALL ROUND THE WORLD: FUKING THEIR WAY AROUND TO ENSURE THE SEXUALITY OF THEIR COCKS AND CUNTS NO MATTER WHAT TYHE CONDITIONS ARE. THEIR SEXPLOTIS ARE INTERNATIONALLY KNOWN AND THEIR ENEMIES (WHO THE FUCK ARE THEIR ENEMIES ANYWAY?) GREATLY FEAR THEM! THEIR ATTITUDE IS SUMMED UP INN THEIR MOTTO: "GO FUCK YOUSELF OR WE'LL COME FIND YOU AND FUCK YOU COMPLETELY FUCKING SENSELESS YOU PIECE OF SHIT." IT SHOWS THEIR TOUGH,UNRELENTING WILLINGNESS TO FUCK ANYONE, ANYWHERE FOR ABOSOLUTIELY NO REASON WHATSOEVER.