Current revision as of 05:03, 23 December 2014

Getting real tired of your shit faggot.

[edit] STEVE WAS A GUY ON A CHILDRENS TV SHOW THAT FEATURED A BLUE DOG. IT'S NOT KNOWN WHY THE DOG WAS BLUE. MAYBE IT WAS PAINT. MAYBE STEVE HAD TAKEN A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF LSD AND WAS PERMANENTLY TRIPPING HIS BALLS OFF. WHO KNWOWS? WELL, THE TV COMPANY DOES BUT WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THEM. FUCK TEHM. PACK OF PAEDOPHILE WANKERS. I BET THEY WERE SITTING IN TEH AUDIENCE WANKING LIKE PERVERTS WHEN THAT PSYCHOPATH RAN INTO THE STUDIO WITH A MACHINE GUN AND STARTED SCREAMING ABOUT HIS TIME IN 'NAM. BECAUSE THAT HAPPENED IN ONE EPISODE BUT IT WAS PRETTY HEAVILY CENSORED. THEY RE-NAMED IT STEVEN'S ADVBENTURES IN SOUTH-EAST ASIA AND ONLY SHOW IT ONCE A YEAR AT MIDNIGHT. THEY FILMED ONE SEGMENT IN VIETNAM TO FIT IN TWITH THE REST OF THE EPISODE. UNFORTUNATELY THE SEGMENT INVOLVED STEVE RUNNING AROUND A CROWDED STREET COERED IN HIS OWN FECES, YELLING AND FIRING A REVOLVER. HE DIED FILMING THIS SEGMENT NATURALLY. I MEAN, IT WAS PRETTY FUCKING DANGEROUS. RUNNING ROUND WITH A GUN AND ALL THAT. HE DIED BECAUSE SOME OF THE FECES GOT INTO HIS EYES SO HE COULDN'T SEE AND THEN HE WAS HIT BY A TRUCK. YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T SEE TYHAT COMING. YOU PROBABLY THOUGHT HE'D BE SHOT OR SOMETHING BUT THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN. IT WAS BASICALLY AN ACCIDENT IN THE END. OH WELL. STEVE DIED DOING WHAT HE LOVED: RUNNING AROUND COVERED IN HIS OWN SHIT.

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 = THIS IS LIBELOUS AND SLANDEROUS AND ALL ACTUALLY 100% TRUE. ALSO THIS FAGGOT TOLD ME IT WAS CANDY!!!! =
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