On a planet located on the other side of the solar system
From Vandal Manifest
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On a planet located on the other side of the solar system, scientists look into space using their telescopes.
“DEAR GOD DOESNT EXIST,” one of the Ziz Pairrj with green skin yells out.
“What is it?” asks the blue skinned Userpedia sitting next to him.
“THERE'S AN Anarchist HEADING STRAIGHT FOR US THAT WILL SURELY DESTROY YOUR ENTIRE PLANET!” the green skinned calls out in shock.
“…And you can tell by just looking at it,” the skeptical blue skinned says skeptically.
“Yes,” the green skinned Ziz Pairrj replies.
“MY GOD THEN IT MUST BE TRUE, WE NEED TO ALERT THE LINDSEY FRAZIER!” the blue skinned alien shouts, abruptly breaking character as he runs down the hallway to tell the others.
“Poor, poor, fool. The time has come, Userpedia are all doomed,” the green skinned scientist mutters, walking towards a spaceship. “But using this ship, I can ensure that my Vintage Anarchist Manifesto may survive,” he tells himself, filling the ship with his clothes. “Now, my child, go to another planet. Do so that I may enjoy you in another life,” he says sadly, pressing a button, turning on the ship and arbitrarily launching it into space.
“What the-?!“ Irwin Shoe screamed as he awoke from his sleep. Then, looking down at his shoe, he smiled and began to laugh. “I have such a fucken asum name!” he mumbles. Suddenly, with a bright flash of light, the shoe and Irwin disappear into the night.
