Buford T Lincoln
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Buford T Lincoln
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Biography
Before Sheriff
Early Years
Lincoln was born Nathaniel Joseph Stelter II on 1 January 1999 in Wilsonville, Oregon to Joseph Nathaniel Stelter, a cashier at a 7-11 store, and Martha Toms van Henry Stelter, an owner of a small clothes shop. He was born second oldest in a set of triplets. His older triplet's name is Joseph Toms van Henry Stelter, and his younger triplet is named Jean Stelter McFinnigan, but was born Jean Toms van Henry Stelter.He was identified as a 'medium, average, and normal' kid in preschool and Pre-K.
Elementary Years
He became more popular in elementary school.
Middle School
He was the 5th most popular kid in middle school.
High School
He was the most popular kid in high school. His class voted him 'Most Likely to Succeed' in his freshman, sophomore, junior, and senior years.
Sheriff
After college and law college, Nathaniel moved to Illinois and changed his last name to Lincoln in honor of Abe Lincoln. Then he moved to Texas and changed his first and middle names to Buford and T. His name was now Buford T Lincoln. Then he visited Washington D.C. and met then-President Akeem Mellis and said he wanted to run for President when he's 10 years older than he has to be to be president. Then he moved to Kansas and met Madison van Buren. Lincoln got married to van Buren.
Home Life
Buford and his wife, Madison, live in Wichita, Kansas and have 6 children (2 girls, 4 boys) (2 are adopted). Their children are Infiniti (female), Abby (female), August (male, adopted), Heinz (male, adopted), Buford Junior (male), and Milo (male).
