Admin Team
From Usgovsim
The admin team is the oppressive, oligarchic gang of hoodlums that runs USGovSim.
| Admin | Responsibilities | Date of Abduction from Game | Currently Active? |
| Joffey | Belittling | Beginning of time | Hell no |
| Caldwell | Random bannings | Sometime long, long ago... like, 2002. | You wish |
| Cicero | Larp, knowing and seeing all | December 2004 | Omnipresent, omnipotent |
| JPH | Nothing | 2005 | Doesn't matter, he doesn't do anything |
| Cross | Pretending to do stuff | November 2005 | Pretending to be |
| Campbell | Protecting the country | 2005 | On Active duty |
| Porthos | Simultanious good cop AND bad cop | January 2006 | Neglects family to be (That hurt, Hayes. Bastard...) |
| Hayes | Pointless projects | January 2006 | Yes, but totally not doing anything |
| Summy | Cynical Domestic News | 2006 | Only when there's something happy to be destroyed |
| Steele | Psychotic ramblings, Spreadsheet ho | August 2006 | Not for you |
| Wong | Senate pop-polls, being gay | July 2006 | Always, but totally not helpful |
| Andrew Stephenson | Being Australian (IE: drinking, sleeping all day) | January 2007 | No |
| Hayden | Mischief and terrorism | March 2007 | Yes, but those who see him do not live to tell the tale |
| Liberio | Halfhyde secession obsession | March 2007 | Who wants to know? |
| Priya Aziz-Green | Token ethnic admin (Wong and Summy don't count anymore) | April 2007 | Coming to a UN near you |
| Sykes | Making the others look good by comparison | April 2007 | Perpetually; sometimes will disguise himself as office equipment to avoid duties |
