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Mouser
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Mouser is mutated, legally blind rat with sunglasses and a bomb fetish who constantly harrasses Mario and his friends.
Originally, Mouser was the minion/slave of Wart, who had guard a warehouse and fight intruders, despite his blindness. Unfortunately, Mouser was pummeled all the time by intruders and was eventually fired by Wart, without pay and replaced by Clawgrip, a crab.
Mouser eventually got another job working for King Koopa, who, along with making fun of Mouser, kept forcing him to wear weird costumes, under the threat of having the "duct tape" used on him. Mouser was eventually fired by King Koopa, who found Mouser's accent annoying. Mouser tried to get back on King Koopa's good side, but his plan to destroy holes in the ground was ruined by Princess Toadstool and a cheese log.
Mouser was eventually arrested, while being taped by the "Kingdom's Most Wanted", for years of dodging child support; it seems Mouser had had affairs with dozens of different people, impregnating them and creating the malformed Little Mousers, Nomadimice, Squeeks and the Little Skull Mouser, only three of which are still alive, due to being massacred by Yoshi in a fit of rage.
Mouser's time in prison hardened him and made him uncaring, driving him to attack others and excercise manicly. By the time Mouser was released from prison, he was overly-muscular and hateful of everything; it was this hate that caused Mouser to become a Neo-Nazi and Anarchist, perpetrating various terrorist attacks. Mouser also re-gained his old bodyshape again, becoming an overeater and gourging himself, losing all the muscle he built-up in prison. Additionally, in order to get a steady income, Mouser began work at the Mushroom Kingdom Department of Motor Vehicles, a job he actually enjoys.
He died in the Battle of Tokyo in the Videogame War, due to being in the wrong place at the wrong time. He was only 98.
