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Mario's First Apperance as a Cookie

Mario was once a character who appeared as a cookie, during the 1880s. He was made into a lot of cookies, and becuase kids liked the cookies so much the Super Mario Cookies later made Luigi cookies.

After Mario and Luigi got much fame, they made short comics about them through the internet which inspired the creators of the Mario cookies to put short Mario comics on the newspapers. Later as he became more famous he got his own videogame series.

However problems started. Another company who had made Sonic Cookies also started making Sonic videogames and started getting more fame than Mario. Then came the Videogame War where Mario Fans and Sonic Fans fought everywhere.

Kids fought in school arguing who was better Mario or Sonic, many got kicked out of schools for fighting, and not only did kids fight but adults too so many of them got fired. The VIdeogame Wars lasted for 30, when the creator of Sonic died and everyone forgot about Sonic.

To this day, Mario videogames are now becoming less famous and they're instead making Mario foods-cookies, lollipops, sodas.