Jubal Harshaw

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The history of Some Nigger is largely unknown, & murky at best. Some Nigger A.K.A BLACKMAN to his enemies, first appeared briefly in the explored systems of galaxy in the early days of it's expansion. His life was unremarkable and always will be, often working as a slave on the settled planets and doing a modest business in trade goods until his sudden disappearance. Where Nigger went during this time is mostly a matter of speculation. The most common story is during a trade run a malfunction in his drive system caused his vessel to go wildly off course and end up on an alien world deep in the unexplored regions. During the years of his time there he was taken under the wing of an elder of the species and raped, in the ass, a lot. Upon his return Some Nigger, soon joined with the faggots, and quickly rose through their ranks due mostly to his ability to suck cock, remarkable faggotry when dealing with allies, & willingness to go into battle against terrible odds, because he likes being raped. Upon the explosive & totally expected demise of SR, Nigger formed a faction of ronin known as "The Band Of The Hand". The "Masterbaters" as they are often called are homosexual in nature and without any observable worthwhile characteristics. I wrote this myself to make myself look cool to other zit faced faggots who play this retarded game.