Other Character Email Scotch Tape/pepsi
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<pre>Dur Scotch cudda tape, | <pre>Dur Scotch cudda tape, | ||
- | My name's Edward and I speak in Huuuuuuuns</pre> | + | My name's Edward and I speak in Huuuuuuuns |
+ | Please be the best man at the wedding. | ||
+ | Use verbal vibrations in the neck to communicate with your ears later, | ||
+ | Edward.</pre> | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''SCOTCH TAPE''':CAAAAAAAAAAAAPHT! | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''OLD FRY''':Tss... | ||
+ | |||
+ | ''{Edward comes in. He's a rich kid with nice clothing.}'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''EDWARD''':Huhhhhhhhn......HUUUuuUuUuUuUuuUuN? | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''SCOTCH TAPE''':CAPFGARASYSAUSGYAGSUYGAUSGAUGSUAYGSUYDGFUYSDGUFYUSGFHSCVXNBVCNBVBCNBVBCVBV. | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''EDWARD''':Huhhhhh be the huuunst mahhuuu at muh wedduuuunnn? | ||
+ | |||
+ | ''{Fun sized Flavor Flav jumps on the desk.}'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''FUN SIZED FLAVOR FLAV''':DO IT BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYE!!! | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''OLD FRY''':TSS!!! | ||
+ | |||
+ | ''{Hands disease crawls in.}'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''HANDS DISEASE''':''{Hands disease noises}'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | ''{Jerry Seinfeld and Dane Cook come in.}'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''JERRY SEINFELD''':''{Jerry Seinfeld noises}'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''DANE COOK''':DUDUDUDUDUDUUDUDUUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUUDUDUDUDUDUDE! | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''SCOTCH TAPE''':CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPHT! | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''IT NEEDS TO BE SAID MAN''':He agreed! | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''EDWARD''':Thuuuhs greuuu! Meeee meeee at huhuuhuuhhuhhh. It's huuuuher 2fuuuuuuh. | ||
+ | |||
+ | ''{He leaves.}'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''SCOTCH TAPE''':WCCACCACICH MUNAANANATH DUCUCUCUID HECACAC SAYAHJSHJ? | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''IT NEEDS TO BE SAID MAN''':I don't know what month he said. Whas it October,November or December? | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''OLD FRY''':TSSS!!!! | ||
+ | |||
+ | ''{Ozarka bottle comes in.}'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''OZARKA BOTTLE''':Ploppity! | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''OLD FRY''':Ts and ts are tsssing! | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''IT NEEDS TO BE SAID MAN''':You're getting MARRIED TO OZARKA BOTTLE?! | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''OLD FRY''':TSS!!! | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''SCOTCH TAPE''':CAPHT! | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''OLD FRY''':Ts Tssser ninetiss! | ||
+ | |||
+ | ''{The tape comes down.}'' |
Current revision as of 13:30, 14 October 2007
{Scotch tape is at his computer. The email comes up.}
Dur Scotch cudda tape, My name's Edward and I speak in Huuuuuuuns Please be the best man at the wedding. Use verbal vibrations in the neck to communicate with your ears later, Edward.
SCOTCH TAPE:CAAAAAAAAAAAAPHT!
OLD FRY:Tss...
{Edward comes in. He's a rich kid with nice clothing.}
EDWARD:Huhhhhhhhn......HUUUuuUuUuUuUuuUuN?
SCOTCH TAPE:CAPFGARASYSAUSGYAGSUYGAUSGAUGSUAYGSUYDGFUYSDGUFYUSGFHSCVXNBVCNBVBCNBVBCVBV.
EDWARD:Huhhhhh be the huuunst mahhuuu at muh wedduuuunnn?
{Fun sized Flavor Flav jumps on the desk.}
FUN SIZED FLAVOR FLAV:DO IT BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYE!!!
OLD FRY:TSS!!!
{Hands disease crawls in.}
HANDS DISEASE:{Hands disease noises}
{Jerry Seinfeld and Dane Cook come in.}
JERRY SEINFELD:{Jerry Seinfeld noises}
DANE COOK:DUDUDUDUDUDUUDUDUUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUUDUDUDUDUDUDE!
SCOTCH TAPE:CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPHT!
IT NEEDS TO BE SAID MAN:He agreed!
EDWARD:Thuuuhs greuuu! Meeee meeee at huhuuhuuhhuhhh. It's huuuuher 2fuuuuuuh.
{He leaves.}
SCOTCH TAPE:WCCACCACICH MUNAANANATH DUCUCUCUID HECACAC SAYAHJSHJ?
IT NEEDS TO BE SAID MAN:I don't know what month he said. Whas it October,November or December?
OLD FRY:TSSS!!!!
{Ozarka bottle comes in.}
OZARKA BOTTLE:Ploppity!
OLD FRY:Ts and ts are tsssing!
IT NEEDS TO BE SAID MAN:You're getting MARRIED TO OZARKA BOTTLE?!
OLD FRY:TSS!!!
SCOTCH TAPE:CAPHT!
OLD FRY:Ts Tssser ninetiss!
{The tape comes down.}