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'''BLACK''':SURE! JUST GET OUT PHYSCOPATH! | '''BLACK''':SURE! JUST GET OUT PHYSCOPATH! | ||
- | ''{Cut to Red in Green | + | ''{Cut to Red in Green's house talking to Green.}'' |
'''RED''':Let me through Green face! | '''RED''':Let me through Green face! | ||
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'''GREEN''':After you got me stuffed up a chimney and shot out? | '''GREEN''':After you got me stuffed up a chimney and shot out? | ||
- | ''{Red | + | ''{Red stabs Green in the gut with his spear and puts it in the switch. Cut to outside. A green bridge appears. Red walks out and goes across the bridge to see a desert.}'' |
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+ | '''RED''':Woah. It's different out here. It's 103 degrees. I should take off my moustache. | ||
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+ | ''{Green runs up to him with a bandages around his stomach.}'' | ||
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+ | '''GREEN''':Hey thanks for THE STAB! | ||
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+ | '''RED'''Oh right. Sorry about that. I've never done anything like that before. | ||
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+ | '''GREEN''':Well i'm glad your first time was so rewarding. Now can I at least come? | ||
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+ | '''RED'''Sure. | ||
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+ | '''GREEN''':Okay. | ||
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+ | ''{They start walking past palm trees and stuff. They stop at a red palmed tree.}'' | ||
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+ | '''RED''':Beatiful color. | ||
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+ | '''GREEN''':I don't wanna look at that horid color. | ||
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+ | '''VOICE''':Humm... | ||
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+ | '''RED'''Whadacraps? | ||
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+ | ''{They walk a bit more to see Yellow,Pink,Black and a purple clothed guy with a spear, a moustache, a purple guitar and black hair.}'' | ||
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+ | '''RED''':Uhh...what are you guys doin' here? | ||
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+ | '''BLACK''':Oh great. It's crazy. | ||
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+ | '''RED''':Shut up. | ||
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+ | '''PURPLE CLOTHED GUY''':''{Singing}'' HIIII!!! | ||
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+ | ''{He plays some guitar.}'' | ||
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+ | '''PURPLE''':I'M PURPLE! I'M PURPLE! OOOHHH!!! | ||
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+ | ''{He plays a wicked solo.}'' | ||
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+ | '''GREEN''':That was pretty good Purple. Now what are you guys doing here? | ||
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+ | '''PINK''':Going our separate ways. I wanna go to outer space. It's gonna be faboulous! | ||
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+ | ''{He gets in a pink rocket ship and turns on YMCA. He blasts off.}'' | ||
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+ | '''BLACK''':I'm going to King Sammer to claim my worthyness of the treasure! It's black gold. | ||
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+ | '''RED''':Umm...Eddie Murphy? | ||
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+ | '''BLACK''':NO! Oil. | ||
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+ | ''{He gets in a cool black car with spinners and turns on "sodierboy" and drives off.}'' | ||
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+ | '''YELLOW''':I'm going to find Merlee in her mansion. Then i'm gonna have a PARTY! There. | ||
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+ | ''{He gets in an old yellow car and starts driving away.}'' | ||
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+ | '''PURPLE''':I'M GONNA GO TO... | ||
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+ | ''{Back up singers come.}'' | ||
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+ | '''BACKUP 1 PLAYED BY NEIL FLYNN''':I'M GONNA GO TO... | ||
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+ | '''BACK UP 2''':I'M GONNA GO TO... | ||
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+ | ''':PURPLE''':THE deh eh eh eh...eh eh esert. Desert! | ||
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+ | ''{He runs offscreen. Jerry Seinfeld comes in.}'' | ||
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+ | '''JERRY SEINFELD''':''{Jerry Seinfeld noises}'' | ||
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+ | '''RED''':Wrong email show. | ||
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+ | ''{He leaves. Red and Green walk to feet and then see Purple again.}'' | ||
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+ | '''PURPLE''':Hi-i-i-i...ho-ho-ho-ho! | ||
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+ | ''{Short guitar solo.}'' | ||
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+ | '''GREEN''':Uhh...yo? | ||
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+ | '''PURPLE''':I WILL JOIN YOU ON YOUR ADVENTURE!! We...will have...fuuuuuuuuun... | ||
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+ | ''{Purple has joined your party!}'' | ||
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+ | '''RED''':Great. Now, we must head into the deep/dark abyys. | ||
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+ | ''{One explosively exciting adventure later, with surround sound and Emmy-Nominated Writing, we see Red with his clothes ripped and holding a sign that says "Interrupted Sentence!" and Purple with his guitar smashed as well as his hair style slightly shaggier. And Green looks exactly the same.}'' | ||
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+ | '''RED''':-Aget. That's why Bob Saget won't go to my birthday party. | ||
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+ | '''PURPLE''':Uggh...I'm saaaaad.... | ||
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+ | ''{Cut to Red at his computer.}'' | ||
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+ | '''RED''':That was one hell of an adventure, with Julia Roberts guest starring! Woot! | ||
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+ | ''{The red paper comes down.}'' |
Current revision as of 02:56, 31 July 2008
{We start at Red in front of Black's house with the burning black shirts from the last email. Black is behind his black shirt stand staring at the shirts.}
BLACK:You're insane! WHY CAN'T YOU MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY AND LET THEM WEAR WHAT THEY WANT!!
RED:Because-um...what am I doing? I should go beyond this area. I've lived in Impasse since 19?8, and I barely leave! I should go to the desert that's up ahead!
BLACK:SURE! JUST GET OUT PHYSCOPATH!
{Cut to Red in Green's house talking to Green.}
RED:Let me through Green face!
GREEN:Really!?
RED:Yes.
GREEN:After you got me stuffed up a chimney and shot out?
{Red stabs Green in the gut with his spear and puts it in the switch. Cut to outside. A green bridge appears. Red walks out and goes across the bridge to see a desert.}
RED:Woah. It's different out here. It's 103 degrees. I should take off my moustache.
{Green runs up to him with a bandages around his stomach.}
GREEN:Hey thanks for THE STAB!
REDOh right. Sorry about that. I've never done anything like that before.
GREEN:Well i'm glad your first time was so rewarding. Now can I at least come?
REDSure.
GREEN:Okay.
{They start walking past palm trees and stuff. They stop at a red palmed tree.}
RED:Beatiful color.
GREEN:I don't wanna look at that horid color.
VOICE:Humm...
REDWhadacraps?
{They walk a bit more to see Yellow,Pink,Black and a purple clothed guy with a spear, a moustache, a purple guitar and black hair.}
RED:Uhh...what are you guys doin' here?
BLACK:Oh great. It's crazy.
RED:Shut up.
PURPLE CLOTHED GUY:{Singing} HIIII!!!
{He plays some guitar.}
PURPLE:I'M PURPLE! I'M PURPLE! OOOHHH!!!
{He plays a wicked solo.}
GREEN:That was pretty good Purple. Now what are you guys doing here?
PINK:Going our separate ways. I wanna go to outer space. It's gonna be faboulous!
{He gets in a pink rocket ship and turns on YMCA. He blasts off.}
BLACK:I'm going to King Sammer to claim my worthyness of the treasure! It's black gold.
RED:Umm...Eddie Murphy?
BLACK:NO! Oil.
{He gets in a cool black car with spinners and turns on "sodierboy" and drives off.}
YELLOW:I'm going to find Merlee in her mansion. Then i'm gonna have a PARTY! There.
{He gets in an old yellow car and starts driving away.}
PURPLE:I'M GONNA GO TO...
{Back up singers come.}
BACKUP 1 PLAYED BY NEIL FLYNN:I'M GONNA GO TO...
BACK UP 2:I'M GONNA GO TO...
:PURPLE:THE deh eh eh eh...eh eh esert. Desert!
{He runs offscreen. Jerry Seinfeld comes in.}
JERRY SEINFELD:{Jerry Seinfeld noises}
RED:Wrong email show.
{He leaves. Red and Green walk to feet and then see Purple again.}
PURPLE:Hi-i-i-i...ho-ho-ho-ho!
{Short guitar solo.}
GREEN:Uhh...yo?
PURPLE:I WILL JOIN YOU ON YOUR ADVENTURE!! We...will have...fuuuuuuuuun...
{Purple has joined your party!}
RED:Great. Now, we must head into the deep/dark abyys.
{One explosively exciting adventure later, with surround sound and Emmy-Nominated Writing, we see Red with his clothes ripped and holding a sign that says "Interrupted Sentence!" and Purple with his guitar smashed as well as his hair style slightly shaggier. And Green looks exactly the same.}
RED:-Aget. That's why Bob Saget won't go to my birthday party.
PURPLE:Uggh...I'm saaaaad....
{Cut to Red at his computer.}
RED:That was one hell of an adventure, with Julia Roberts guest starring! Woot!
{The red paper comes down.}