Xzelion

From Trollpedia

• Sly, calm, and funny when not angered.
• When angered, true colors show.
• Screeches insults a anyone who disagrees with him and blocks them on made-up charges.
• Once bragged to his friends about vandalizing Mariowiki (possible way to get him blocked?)

Victims

Max2

He drove Max2 to do these things.

If you delete this without reading it, that proves that you really are immature.
 + Sorry to disturb your ROYAL FREAKING HIGHNESS, but this is to inform you that the alliance  
 + between "me" and "you" is now officially dissolved. 
 + In all the comics we appear, the authors have been instructed to put us apart. You are no longer 
 + included in my comic at all, as well. 
 + Also, "our" L33t Town house is now "your" house, as I "moved out after a dispute with Max and am now  
 + living in a house on the outskirts of L33t Town with my dad". Finally, all matter pertaining to you 
 + has been erased from my page, from your "tattle" to our passport. 
 +  
 + Sheesh. When you first came here, I knew you were really, really unstable. I just... liked you. 
 + Guess that's my greatest fault. And when I tried to help you, you go and plaster yourself all 
 + over me. And then, to take the cake, I somehow become your "best friend" and indavertently help you out 
 + of a bazillion awkward pridicaments. Plus, I knew that if I didn't help you, or tried  
 + to back out of this "friendship" I was hijacked into, I'd be flamed by you, yourself and J00. 
 + So I was in a pickle with you from the very beginning, and decided to play along. 
 +  
 + And guess what? Somwhere along the line, it became a real friendship. I really DID like you. 
 + But then you have to go and ruin it all by getting mad for apparently no reason, getting blocked, 
 + insulting me behind my back, and generally ticking off all your friends except the ones who 
 + don't yet know the true you. 
 +  
 + YOU, my friend, are a mess. The sooner you confront life's problems, the happier you shall be. 
 + You can't get through life by making a "friend", making him tackle life's problems for you, 
 + and the butter him up like you did me. LIFE, real LIFE, requires a mature outlook and 
 + a want to FACE FACTS. And that, my dear Max, or whatever-your-real-name-is, you lack. 
 +  
 + Finally, nobody around here TRIES to tick you off. YOU, quite literally, tick yourself off. 
 + Usually, when someone "insults" you, it's just rather harsh constructive critiscisim (YES, constructive critiscisim IS different from flaming.).  
 + But you, instead, duck facts and call it an insult, then get into a flame war and get blocked, then I have to bail 
 + you out. YOu may not think this is true, but sadly, it is. But it's not happening any more.  
 + Half the people who "insulted" you have NO IDEA WHAT THEY DID. Xzelion, Glowsquid, 
 + and all the other users are great guys. But your personality does not go well with all of us here. You  
 + can't expect everything to be ALL ABOUT ME, ME, ME every day. You swallow things, 
 + laugh at the insult with everyone else, take it to heart, and keep on rolling. When you're a minority, like I am, 
 + you learn to swallow your pride. Square pegs do not go in round holes, but with a bit of whittling, 
 + they can fit. But with the "whittling" comes pain. And that you refuse to face. 
 +  
 + I hope this little mesage jolted you awake. 
 + The reason people may think you're a jerk/immature kid/little emo is because you ARE. 
 + And now, you don't have many friends to back you up. Hope you can still make it through life. 
 + Every time I see a Tumble sprite, I'll think of you... and what a little jerkbag emo you 
 + turned out to be. I'm resigning here, asking Plumber to block me, and heading back to Userpedia and MWiki. May our 
 + paths never cross again. 
 +  
 + I really, really hope you've learned something from this. My lesson was never to trust kids you KNOW 
 + are too immature to trust. I'll bet you immediately delete this. If you do, that just confirms how immature you are. 
 +  
 + 3D, HAVE A NICE DAY.