The Penis He Thought Was His Own

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The Penis He Thought Was His Own

(lead tenor)
‘Twas the penis, he thought-was, his own –
Just a big playful boy of a bone . . .
With a stout purple head
Sticking up from the bead,
Where the girlies all played Telephone

(bass)
Te-le-phone

(inner voices)
But They came through the hole in the night,
(bass)
And They sweet-talked it clear out of sight---
(inner voices)
Out of sight…
(tenor)
Now he sighs all alone,
With a heartbroken moan,
For the Pe-nis, he thought-was, his, owwwwn!
(inner voices)
Was, his, own!