A Pig is a Jolly Companion

From Tp Fake Book

from Gravity's Rainbow, page 575

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A pig is a jolly companion,
Boar, sow, barrow or gilt.
A pig is a pal who'll boost your morale
Though mountains may topple and tilt.
When they've blackballed, bamboozled and burned you
When they've turned on you, Tory and Whig,
Though you may be turned over by Tabby or Rover...

You'll never go wrong with a pig! A pig!
You'll never go wrong with a pig!
You'll never go wrong with a pig! A pig!
You'll never go wrong with a pig!
You'll never go wrong with a pig! A pig!
You'll never go wrong with a pig!