A Pig is a Jolly Companion
From Tp Fake Book
from Gravity's Rainbow, page 575
Lyrics
A pig is a jolly companion, Boar, sow, barrow or gilt. A pig is a pal who'll boost your morale Though mountains may topple and tilt. When they've blackballed, bamboozled and burned you When they've turned on you, Tory and Whig, Though you may be turned over by Tabby or Rover...
You'll never go wrong with a pig! A pig! You'll never go wrong with a pig! You'll never go wrong with a pig! A pig! You'll never go wrong with a pig! You'll never go wrong with a pig! A pig! You'll never go wrong with a pig!