Frank talk

From Torg Adventure

"{LAST_NAME}, I didn't see you put a condom on him. Did your brother come inside you?" your mother says, a tone in her voice you can't quite place.

"Um, no, Mom, he didn't." She isn't lying, but she's omitting the sperm you put in her last night and just a half hour ago.

"But he has earlier, right?"

Your sister blushes deep red. "Er, well, yeah. About four times since last night," she says, embarrassed.

"Well, what are you going to do when you end up pregnant? Keep it, give it up, or get an abortion?"

"We were going to keep it. We love each other, Mom!" she says emphatically.

"Well, I guess we're going to have two new babies in the house, then," she says, grinning.

You burst into a big smile.

"Oh, Mom! You, too?! But what about Dad?" {LAST_NAME} says.

"Your father has pulled his last bonehead stunt. He's going to end up spending five to ten years in prison for punching a cop, unless his lawyer gets him off. I love you, {FIRST_NAME}. I've been wanting another baby for awhile, but he didn't. I'll just tell him that his vasectomy didn't quite work, and he's the father. We had sex yesterday anyway.