When you get home

From Torg Adventure

You pull into your driveway, parking to the side like you always do. You walk in and head upstairs to the bathroom. When you are finished, you leave the bathroom just as your mother is walking towards it. Your eyes go wide, because she is completely naked. Her boobs look amazing, big and wobbling, her nipples hard points. She is also shaved down below, except for a very sexy Brazilian landing strip. The heavy smell of alcohol wafts your way from where she is, ten feet away.

"There'sh my ssssexy s-s-son!" she slurs. She steps just as wobbly as her tits toward you. "Give your mother a kiss!" Then she puts you in such a liplock that you are completely surprised and unable to stop her.