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Revision as of 22:28, 4 December 2006
This is the Tommunism Hotline. You are [6th] in line. Estimated wait time is [25] minutes.
Please press [1] for [complaints.]
Please press [2] for [emergencies.]
Please press [3] for [options.]
Please press [4] for [to be transferred to a [penis.]]