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Current revision as of 22:29, 4 December 2006
This is the Tommunism Hotline. You are [6th] in line. Estimated wait time is [25] minutes.
Please press 1 for [complaints.]
Please press 2 for [emergencies.]
Please press 3 for [options.]
Please press 4 for [to be transferred to a [penis.]]