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This is the Tommunism Hotline. You are [6th] in line. Estimated wait time is [25] minutes.


Please press 1 for [complaints.]
Please press 2 for [emergencies.]
Please press 3 for [options.]
Please press 4 for [to be transferred to a [penis.]]