Hand all the letters to Uncle Vernon
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Uncle Vernon grabs the letters from you. He tears open the bill, and snorts in disgust. Then, he flips over the postcard. "Marge's ill," he informed Aunt Petunia, "Ate a funny whelk. Probably is going to be in the hotel infirmary for a while now."
"Maybe we should give her a phone call," said Aunt Petunia.
Then Uncle Vernon turned to your letter. He looks at it, and his face turns from red, to green, then to pale white. "P-P-Petunia!" Then Aunt Petunia reads it. "Vernon! Oh my goodness - Vernon!" You shout, "I want to read my letter!" Uncle Vernon asks everyone to get out.
