I would get a penis pump

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"One of those stupid things they sell on the internet?" she says. "You would really use one?"

"If I needed to," you say. "I don't."

"And do you think some kind of pump could make my tits bigger?" she asks.

"It's worth a try," you say.

Do you:

• Take the flat redhead to maternity shop, to get a breast pump
• Take the flat redhead to a farm, to hook her up to a milking machine