Refuse to pay for a ruined greeting card

From Thread 1

"I won't pay for this card," you say. "It's a wreck!"

"And you wrecked it!" she says. "You break it, you bought it. You... squirt... it, you bought it. Now pay up."

Do you:

• Ask if you can squirt in her pussy, then buy it
• Say you'll pay for a different card
• Throw the ruined card to the floor