Run away, trying to hide the dripping

From Thread 1

Trying to run with your hands over your crotch isn't easy. You don't get far before you almost collide with a long-legged blonde.

"Whoa, boy!" the blonde says. "Hey. Did you have an accident in your pants?"

She snickers loudly.

Do you:

• Shove your way past the snickering blonde
• Attack the snickering blonde
• Grab the blonde's head and mash your crotch into her face