Spread the word about basking in Erisian Enlightenment

From Thread 1

So you spread the word about how great it is to bask in Erisian Enlightenment, and now all your roommates are laying around all day in your apartmant basking and not paying rent.

do you:

• summon Eris to give you great advice on how to get rid of your friends
• summon eris and try to get inappriate with her instead
• eat a hotdog and start selling crack to pay the bills