Scream with all your lungs "There's a monster coming!"

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You scream loudly, "There's a monster coming!" One member of the townsfolk turns around and laughs. "Yeah, I bet." He says. "No really, there is." You argue. "Oh." He says. "Hmmm." After the monster enters the town, everyone stares at it. The monster stares back and itches its thigh. Eight hours later, the townsfolk flee the town, and the monster is left by himself. He implodes, spraying stomach tissue and organs in a three mile radius. You hiccup and itch your arm hopefully.