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Tell the captain that you need some breakfast	Tell the captain to fuck you some more	Tell the captain to keep fucking you
Tell the captain to keep fucking you in the wreck of the bed	Tell the captain you'd rather clean the cabin	Tell the captain you'd rather fuck his pet octopus
Tell the captain you're tired	Tell the captain you don't like corsets	Tell the cat to get the mouse out of your shirt
Tell the cat you'll drop it if it doesn't give you Twinkies.	Tell the caterpillar that you don't want to be cocooned	Tell the cheerleader to leave her boobs bra-less
Tell the clerk to find you a pair of high heels	Tell the clerk to push the mop all the ways up your ass	Tell the clerk to put another mop handle in your pussy
Tell the clerk to shoot his wad at your face	Tell the clerk to smell your sock and jack himself off	Tell the clerk to unzip and put your other foot inside his pants
Tell the clerk you need to be fucked	Tell the clerk you want to see him cum in his pants	Tell the cop he is your younger brother
Tell the cowgirl to take them off at the table	Tell the creatures to get the spider off you.	Tell the creep to crawl inside the dryer and find your missing sock
Tell the creep to show you his dick	Tell the cyclist to slow down	Tell the demon chick to get off of you
Tell the demon chick to get off you	Tell the demon chick to keep fucking you	Tell the demon chick you're ready
Tell the demon to go to Hell	Tell the dickhead you've had enough	Tell the dickhead you want your panties back
Tell the director you'll pay	Tell the dirty blonde to stroke her clit	Tell the dog boys to switch places
Tell the douche to get out	Tell the drunk girl that she has to fuck first	Tell the drunk that he's making you horny
Tell the duck that you'd prefer not to drink	Tell the fat kid to suck your dick	Tell the first blonde to remove her bottoms and sit on your face. You're going to give her the release she's been waiting for.
Tell the first guy he can do your ass while the bruiser takes your pussy	Tell the florist to lick the rat girl clean	Tell the florist you'll stop if she strips naked
Tell the garlic girl to brush her breath first	Tell the gator you know he's speaking	Tell the giant king that his daughter is a slut
Tell the girl she owes you for stealing your car	Tell the girl that you need to get naked, too	Tell the girls to help you cover your tits
Tell the girls you love Samantha	Tell the groundskeeper that you're a friendly skeleton	Tell the guard you're on the rag
Tell the guy there is a knife on the ground.	Tell the guy to buy you some more booze	Tell the guy to drive off a cliff
Tell the guy to go ahead	Tell the guy to go on fucking, fucking and fucking your twat with his socked cock	Tell the guy to go on pumping your twat with his socked cock
Tell the guy to keep fucking you with his socked cock	Tell the guy to keep pumping your twat with his socked cock	Tell the guy to lick his cum off of you
Tell the guy to poke your pussy	Tell the guy to put his hand back in your panties	Tell the guy to ride your rear hard and fast
Tell the guy to take his socked cock out of your pussy	Tell the guy to use his socked cock to fuck you even harder	Tell the guy to wish for a million bucks
Tell the guy to wish he had pussy twenty-four hours a day	Tell the guy to wish you were male again	Tell the guy you're too thirsty to fuck
Tell the guy you're waiting for someone	Tell the gym teacher to take her clothes off	Tell the gym teacher to wait by the door
Tell the gypsy to suck you immediately	Tell the gypsy to wave her hands over your balls	Tell the hooker that you like playing dress up
Tell the hottie that you'd rather find a private place somewhere in the carnival	Tell the housekeeper to mind her own business	Tell the hunks to fuck you and the mermaid side by side on the sand
Tell the hunks to pry the mermaid off your pussy	Tell the husband to get on his knees and suck you	Tell the ice skater to get naked
Tell the jeweler to crank it up harder	Tell the jeweler to fuck you harder	Tell the jeweler to fuck your pussy even harder
Tell the jeweler to put his ring on his finger	Tell the jeweler to reach in and take it if he wants it	Tell the jeweler to really fuck you
Tell the jeweler to stick his ring on his dick	Tell the jeweler to stop and you'll hand over the dildo	Tell the jock to get his cock out
Tell the jocks they better not get fresh with you	Tell the jogger that he better keep his shorts on	Tell the jogger that space aliens stole your panties
Tell the jogger that the underwear belongs to your husband	Tell the jogger that you'd love to have sex there in the park	Tell the jogger that you're making a fashion statement
Tell the jogger that you need to see more to be sure	Tell the jogger to go jump back in the lake	Tell the jogger to jack off while he watches you
Tell the jogger to jump in a lake	Tell the jogger you're really a man	Tell the jogger you're really a man.
Tell the jogger you're sure	Tell the jogger you're sure you're done	Tell the jogger you love sex, but not with him
Tell the jogger you need her pussy now	Tell the kid to get his mouth on your joint	Tell the kidnapper to go fuck a donkey
Tell the kidnapper to hump you harder	Tell the kidnapper to pump you harder	Tell the kidnapper to ride you harder
Tell the kissing babe she wasn't worth it	Tell the kissing girl she wasn't worth it	Tell the kissing girl to kiss the garlic girl
Tell the kissing girl you were joking	Tell the kitty that you'll only come out for two Twinkies	Tell the kitty to get that mouse
Tell the kitty to go away	Tell the knight it's really the volcano's fault	Tell the ladies that you need a drink first
Tell the lesbian that she better not threaten you	Tell the lesbian that she can kick you if she lets you fuck her girlfriend first	Tell the lesbians how sexy you find them
Tell the lesbians to lick each other clean	Tell the lesbians to take off their clothes and you'll clean them	Tell the librarian to hush
Tell the librarian to remove her skirt	Tell the librarian to strip or you'll stab her	Tell the librarian you want the skirt she's wearing
Tell the little girl that you want to see her wear it	Tell the little girl to lick it	Tell the maid to climb onto your dick and take a ride
Tell the maid to remove the dildo there in the hall	Tell the man that you love pussies, too	Tell the man to get himself a costume
Tell the man to get lost	Tell the man to go ahead and whip it out	Tell the man to go away
Tell the man to leave Lydia alone	Tell the man to shut up and go away.	Tell the man to wait his turn
Tell the man you need to go, and that you are busy.	Tell the man you want him to wear your Supergirl costume	Tell the men to get up close and wait for the gate to open.
Tell the men to go into the Gate.	Tell the men to unload the catapults and fire at the gate.	Tell the mermaid she's making you dizzy
Tell the mermaids to leave you alone	Tell the mother to sit on a rolling pin and rotate	Tell the nerd to go home and clean himself up
Tell the nerdy boy to follow you into the bathroom	Tell the nurse to call a doctor	Tell the nurse to kiss it and make it better
Tell the nurse to pull out of your ass	Tell the nurse to pull out of your pussy	Tell the nurse to put ice on it
Tell the nurse to put it up your twat	Tell the nurse you used to be a man	Tell the nurses to go dyke off together somewhere else
Tell the octopus that you have	Tell the octopus that you haven't	Tell the octopus to hop in
Tell the officer he owes you for the fuck	Tell the ogre to stop laughing	Tell the orange-haired woman to use her hands
Tell the other ballerinas to wait their turn	Tell the other visitor to leave the hyena alone	Tell the people manning the catapults shoot at the orcs with the catapults.
Tell the perky girl that you'd like to eat the cotton candy out of her snatch	Tell the pixie to turn you back	Tell the police that you're doing nothing wrong
Tell the policewoman that you're horny	Tell the policewoman you're just here to buy some mice	Tell the preteen to lick your shitty dick clean
Tell the preteen to wash off in the ocean	Tell the prince that you want to go home	Tell the prince to expose himself so you're even
Tell the prince to get his dick over there	Tell the prince to get his penis over there	Tell the prince to make you
Tell the prince to stick you with his dick	Tell the prince to stick you with his trouser snake	Tell the prince to take a turn eating you
Tell the prince to try a turn eating you	Tell the prince to watch you dyke out with the witch	Tell the prince to watch you make out with the witch
Tell the prince you want to go home	Tell the prince you’re too much of a slut to marry anyone	Tell the rabbit that you're smashing bells
Tell the rat girl that she turns you on	Tell the rat girl that you want to eat her pussy	Tell the rat girl to lick the florist clean
Tell the rat girl to wait her turn	Tell the rat to go away	Tell the rat you’re sorry
Tell the receptionist to check inside her panties	Tell the receptionist to check the class roster	Tell the redhead that being flat isn't so bad
Tell the redhead that it's OK	Tell the redhead that you'd rather squirt in her pussy	Tell the redhead that you know she's interested, but just doesn't want to admit it in front of her friends.
Tell the redhead that you like chicks with no tits	Tell the redhead to lick the underside of the table clean	Tell the redhead to take her shoes off so they can't get dripped on
Tell the redhead you've got to have her pussy now	Tell the rogue that hanging there is making you horny	Tell the salesgirl to go ahead and play with your tits
Tell the salesgirl you don't need help	Tell the salesman to pull harder	Tell the saleswoman to slide your foot inside her pants
Tell the sample lady to sample your sausage	Tell the sandy-haired man to clean you up	Tell the sandy-haired man to clean your face
Tell the sandy-haired man to follow you	Tell the sleepyhead to climb inside a washing machine	Tell the songbird to fix the duck's computer
Tell the squirrel girl that her pussy looks even better	Tell the squirrel girl to eat your nuts	Tell the squirrel girl to go ahead and bite you then
Tell the squirrel girl to suck you some more	Tell the squirrel girl to suck your dick	Tell the squirrel girl to taste your nuts
Tell the squirrel girl you'll give her the nuts if she fucks you	Tell the squirrel girl you admire her tail	Tell the squirrel girl you could get her the nuts she likes
Tell the squirrel girl you don't want to meet a were-turtle	Tell the squirrel girl you have to fuck her	Tell the squirrel girl you need to fuck her
Tell the strawberry blonde that she can wear panties with sperm in them	Tell the strawberry blonde that you've got a chastity belt in your apartment	Tell the strawberry blonde that you haven't seen any panties
Tell the strawberry blonde that you want to watch her put them on	Tell the stunning redhead that you'd rather cum in her than in her heel	Tell the stunning redhead to get her hand off your cock
Tell the succubus to pull you through the hole	Tell the sweater-less woman that you'll fuck her at her place then	Tell the sweater-less woman that you'll have to take her home with you then
Tell the sword it had better be quiet while its level 5.	Tell the sword to shut up.	Tell the taunting girls not to be so jealous
Tell the teacher	Tell the teenager to shut up	Tell the tennis girl that you aren't Bob
Tell the tennis girl you're really sorry	Tell the tennis girl you really enjoyed watching her masturbate	Tell the thief to get the toy out of your holes so you can fuck
Tell the three ballerinas to get off of you	Tell the three joggers that you've had enough	Tell the three joggers that you've had enough now
Tell the tiger to kill it	Tell the truth. You were on a date with a totally hot girl	Tell the two girls to kiss each other
Tell the unknown woman you're ready to have your bones jumped	Tell the voice to go ahead and send Bruno over	Tell the waitress to give you the bill for the girls' meals
Tell the waitress you'd like to meet her after work, if she's available	Tell the waitress you're under the table	Tell the waitress your date is wearing a crotchless teddy
Tell the werewolf he has to buy you dinner first	Tell the wet jogger that you've had enough	Tell the whore you want your dick back
Tell the witch to change you back first	Tell the witch to transform you back first	Tell the witch you're here to fuck, not to get married
Tell the witch you're here to get laid, not married	Tell the wolf to eat your twat	Tell the woman in green to drink the cup of pee
Tell the woman that you'd rather cum in her pussy than cum on her sweater	Tell the woman that you don't work there	Tell the woman that you were only joking
Tell the woman to put the squirrel back in her hat	Tell the woman to put the squirrel down her cleavage	Tell the woman you don't feel well and ask for directions to the nurses station?
Tell the woman your name	Tell them AGAIN to stop.	Tell them that you aren't marrying any man
Tell them to be nice kitties!	Tell them to get into the castle	Tell them to stay back and let you fight
Tell them you are going to the boss	Tell them you can't do it anymore	Tell your John that speed scares you
Tell your John to get sucking	Tell your Mom to wire you money for a space trip	Tell your alligator servants to fetch you something for dinner.
Tell your date to eat it out herself	Tell your date to kick the drunk's dick	Tell your friend to come over and help you with your assignment.
Tell your horde to attack all soldiers and escape trucks	Tell your men to charge full force at the wall..	Tell your mom that you've been suspended
Tell your squad to find you when they get to the beach.	Tell your squad to fire	Temporary forgive it
Ten.	Ten subspecies	Tennis Game.
Tennis pro costume	Tennis racquet	Terrify some people.
Territory War Online	Tesco Midnight Run	Test him as a receiver
Test if Wendy's truly a lesbian	Test one of your new powers	Test your dick on Kitten’s pussy
Text message Paul on his cell	Thank Batman for his help	Thank Debbie and take the bag back to your place before opening it
Thank Debbie and take the toy back to your place	Thank Nancy and tell her she can leave	Thank Nancy and tell her that she can leave
Thank her and go shower off the sperm	Thank her and say you would appreciate any help	Thank her for helping after your accident
Thank her for the phone, than leave the house.	Thank him and take some bread	Thank him and try to find a seat
Thank him for his time and go	Thank the angel for healing you	Thank the girl for the coverage
Thank the mummy and get out of the case	Thank the nerdy girl and tuck your pecker back in your pants	Thank the nerdy girl and tuck your penis back in your pants
Thank the officer for the blowjob and leave	Thank the unknown woman for rescuing you and ask her name	Thank your mom and decline her offer
Thanks To South Park For Giving Me This Idea	That'll be great	That'll be great!
That's Sick	That's sick!	That.
That Smutty Sex Romp story site	That Was Stupid	That horse over there has a rod sticking out of its saddle. Is there a rod like that sticking into your pussy
That it'll win her an orgasm	That new accountant Jamie likes	That shady store outside the mall
That sounds kinky, and you call him and head over	That you've got a foot, too--inside your pants	The

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