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Tell the babe to take the sweater off	Tell the babe you want some real pussy now	Tell the ballerina swan to jump off the roof
Tell the ballerina that rabbits like carrots	Tell the ballerina that rabbits like to fuck	Tell the ballerina that rabbits like to hop around
Tell the ballerina to paint your pecker blue	Tell the ballerina to paint your pecker green	Tell the ballerina to paint your pecker orange
Tell the ballerina to paint your pecker pink	Tell the ballerina to paint your pecker purple	Tell the ballerina to paint your pecker yellow
Tell the ballerina to taste it	Tell the ballerinas that Miss Glenda wants one of them	Tell the ballerinas they can have you
Tell the bartender to clean you up	Tell the bat "you're welcome".	Tell the blond guy to get off of you
Tell the blond she's got a hot body and ask her if she'd like to come with you instead.	Tell the blonde she needs to ride your meat for comparison	Tell the blonde she wouldn't really ram a fork through your ear
Tell the blonde that a blowjob would make you bigger	Tell the blonde that there's nothing wrong with lusting after little girls	Tell the blonde to change you back
Tell the blonde to practice by tossing rings onto your dick	Tell the blonde to try tossing herself onto your penis	Tell the blonde you love cherries
Tell the booth babe that she better not stroke you	Tell the booth babe that she looks good with sperm on her crotch	Tell the booth babe to keep her hands off your dick
Tell the bouncer that you're Jack Foster	Tell the bouncer to bang you until you explode	Tell the bouncer to fuck you some more
Tell the bouncer to fuck you until you explode	Tell the bouncer to fuck your pussy some more	Tell the bouncer to go ahead and dangle you
Tell the bouncer to keep on fucking you	Tell the bouncer to keep on fucking your pussy	Tell the bouncer you will return later and walk away?
Tell the boy to put your cock in his mouth to lube it up better	Tell the bruiser to put the ball back in your pussy	Tell the bruiser you've never seen that ball before
Tell the brunette that you'll slap her again once you've got your dick in her	Tell the bunny girl to drink the cup of pee	Tell the bunny that her pussy looks sexy in orange
Tell the bunny that her pussy looks sexy in purple	Tell the bunny that she won't taste it in her pussy	Tell the bunny that she won't taste the purple when it's in her pussy
Tell the campus cop that you're strictly lezzies	Tell the captain he can keep fucking you	Tell the captain that his cabin is a mess
Tell the captain that this time you're really tired	Tell the captain that you need some breakfast	Tell the captain to fuck you some more
Tell the captain to keep fucking you	Tell the captain to keep fucking you in the wreck of the bed	Tell the captain you'd rather clean the cabin
Tell the captain you'd rather fuck his pet octopus	Tell the captain you're tired	Tell the captain you don't like corsets
Tell the cat to get the mouse out of your shirt	Tell the cat you'll drop it if it doesn't give you Twinkies.	Tell the caterpillar that you don't want to be cocooned
Tell the cheerleader to leave her boobs bra-less	Tell the clerk to find you a pair of high heels	Tell the clerk to push the mop all the ways up your ass
Tell the clerk to put another mop handle in your pussy	Tell the clerk to shoot his wad at your face	Tell the clerk to smell your sock and jack himself off
Tell the clerk to unzip and put your other foot inside his pants	Tell the clerk you need to be fucked	Tell the clerk you want to see him cum in his pants
Tell the cop he is your younger brother	Tell the cowgirl to take them off at the table	Tell the creatures to get the spider off you.
Tell the creep to crawl inside the dryer and find your missing sock	Tell the creep to show you his dick	Tell the cyclist to slow down
Tell the demon chick to get off of you	Tell the demon chick to get off you	Tell the demon chick to keep fucking you
Tell the demon chick you're ready	Tell the demon to go to Hell	Tell the dickhead you've had enough
Tell the dickhead you want your panties back	Tell the director you'll pay	Tell the dirty blonde to stroke her clit
Tell the dog boys to switch places	Tell the douche to get out	Tell the drunk girl that she has to fuck first
Tell the drunk that he's making you horny	Tell the duck that you'd prefer not to drink	Tell the fat kid to suck your dick
Tell the first blonde to remove her bottoms and sit on your face. You're going to give her the release she's been waiting for.	Tell the first guy he can do your ass while the bruiser takes your pussy	Tell the florist to lick the rat girl clean
Tell the florist you'll stop if she strips naked	Tell the garlic girl to brush her breath first	Tell the gator you know he's speaking
Tell the giant king that his daughter is a slut	Tell the girl she owes you for stealing your car	Tell the girl that you need to get naked, too
Tell the girls to help you cover your tits	Tell the girls you love Samantha	Tell the groundskeeper that you're a friendly skeleton
Tell the guard you're on the rag	Tell the guy there is a knife on the ground.	Tell the guy to buy you some more booze
Tell the guy to drive off a cliff	Tell the guy to go ahead	Tell the guy to go on fucking, fucking and fucking your twat with his socked cock
Tell the guy to go on pumping your twat with his socked cock	Tell the guy to keep fucking you with his socked cock	Tell the guy to keep pumping your twat with his socked cock
Tell the guy to lick his cum off of you	Tell the guy to poke your pussy	Tell the guy to put his hand back in your panties
Tell the guy to ride your rear hard and fast	Tell the guy to take his socked cock out of your pussy	Tell the guy to use his socked cock to fuck you even harder
Tell the guy to wish for a million bucks	Tell the guy to wish he had pussy twenty-four hours a day	Tell the guy to wish you were male again
Tell the guy you're too thirsty to fuck	Tell the guy you're waiting for someone	Tell the gym teacher to take her clothes off
Tell the gym teacher to wait by the door	Tell the gypsy to suck you immediately	Tell the gypsy to wave her hands over your balls
Tell the hooker that you like playing dress up	Tell the hottie that you'd rather find a private place somewhere in the carnival	Tell the housekeeper to mind her own business
Tell the hunks to fuck you and the mermaid side by side on the sand	Tell the hunks to pry the mermaid off your pussy	Tell the husband to get on his knees and suck you
Tell the ice skater to get naked	Tell the jeweler to crank it up harder	Tell the jeweler to fuck you harder
Tell the jeweler to fuck your pussy even harder	Tell the jeweler to put his ring on his finger	Tell the jeweler to reach in and take it if he wants it
Tell the jeweler to really fuck you	Tell the jeweler to stick his ring on his dick	Tell the jeweler to stop and you'll hand over the dildo
Tell the jock to get his cock out	Tell the jocks they better not get fresh with you	Tell the jogger that he better keep his shorts on
Tell the jogger that space aliens stole your panties	Tell the jogger that the underwear belongs to your husband	Tell the jogger that you'd love to have sex there in the park
Tell the jogger that you're making a fashion statement	Tell the jogger that you need to see more to be sure	Tell the jogger to go jump back in the lake
Tell the jogger to jack off while he watches you	Tell the jogger to jump in a lake	Tell the jogger you're really a man
Tell the jogger you're really a man.	Tell the jogger you're sure	Tell the jogger you're sure you're done
Tell the jogger you love sex, but not with him	Tell the jogger you need her pussy now	Tell the kid to get his mouth on your joint
Tell the kidnapper to go fuck a donkey	Tell the kidnapper to hump you harder	Tell the kidnapper to pump you harder
Tell the kidnapper to ride you harder	Tell the kissing babe she wasn't worth it	Tell the kissing girl she wasn't worth it
Tell the kissing girl to kiss the garlic girl	Tell the kissing girl you were joking	Tell the kitty that you'll only come out for two Twinkies
Tell the kitty to get that mouse	Tell the kitty to go away	Tell the knight it's really the volcano's fault
Tell the ladies that you need a drink first	Tell the lesbian that she better not threaten you	Tell the lesbian that she can kick you if she lets you fuck her girlfriend first
Tell the lesbians how sexy you find them	Tell the lesbians to lick each other clean	Tell the lesbians to take off their clothes and you'll clean them
Tell the librarian to hush	Tell the librarian to remove her skirt	Tell the librarian to strip or you'll stab her
Tell the librarian you want the skirt she's wearing	Tell the little girl that you want to see her wear it	Tell the little girl to lick it
Tell the maid to climb onto your dick and take a ride	Tell the maid to remove the dildo there in the hall	Tell the man that you love pussies, too
Tell the man to get himself a costume	Tell the man to get lost	Tell the man to go ahead and whip it out
Tell the man to go away	Tell the man to leave Lydia alone	Tell the man to shut up and go away.
Tell the man to wait his turn	Tell the man you need to go, and that you are busy.	Tell the man you want him to wear your Supergirl costume
Tell the men to get up close and wait for the gate to open.	Tell the men to go into the Gate.	Tell the men to unload the catapults and fire at the gate.
Tell the mermaid she's making you dizzy	Tell the mermaids to leave you alone	Tell the mother to sit on a rolling pin and rotate
Tell the nerd to go home and clean himself up	Tell the nerdy boy to follow you into the bathroom	Tell the nurse to call a doctor
Tell the nurse to kiss it and make it better	Tell the nurse to pull out of your ass	Tell the nurse to pull out of your pussy
Tell the nurse to put ice on it	Tell the nurse to put it up your twat	Tell the nurse you used to be a man
Tell the nurses to go dyke off together somewhere else	Tell the octopus that you have	Tell the octopus that you haven't
Tell the octopus to hop in	Tell the officer he owes you for the fuck	Tell the ogre to stop laughing
Tell the orange-haired woman to use her hands	Tell the other ballerinas to wait their turn	Tell the other visitor to leave the hyena alone
Tell the people manning the catapults shoot at the orcs with the catapults.	Tell the perky girl that you'd like to eat the cotton candy out of her snatch	Tell the pixie to turn you back
Tell the police that you're doing nothing wrong	Tell the policewoman that you're horny	Tell the policewoman you're just here to buy some mice
Tell the preteen to lick your shitty dick clean	Tell the preteen to wash off in the ocean	Tell the prince that you want to go home
Tell the prince to expose himself so you're even	Tell the prince to get his dick over there	Tell the prince to get his penis over there
Tell the prince to make you	Tell the prince to stick you with his dick	Tell the prince to stick you with his trouser snake
Tell the prince to take a turn eating you	Tell the prince to try a turn eating you	Tell the prince to watch you dyke out with the witch
Tell the prince to watch you make out with the witch	Tell the prince you want to go home	Tell the prince you’re too much of a slut to marry anyone
Tell the rabbit that you're smashing bells	Tell the rat girl that she turns you on	Tell the rat girl that you want to eat her pussy
Tell the rat girl to lick the florist clean	Tell the rat girl to wait her turn	Tell the rat to go away
Tell the rat you’re sorry	Tell the receptionist to check inside her panties	Tell the receptionist to check the class roster
Tell the redhead that being flat isn't so bad	Tell the redhead that it's OK	Tell the redhead that you'd rather squirt in her pussy
Tell the redhead that you know she's interested, but just doesn't want to admit it in front of her friends.	Tell the redhead that you like chicks with no tits	Tell the redhead to lick the underside of the table clean
Tell the redhead to take her shoes off so they can't get dripped on	Tell the redhead you've got to have her pussy now	Tell the rogue that hanging there is making you horny
Tell the salesgirl to go ahead and play with your tits	Tell the salesgirl you don't need help	Tell the salesman to pull harder
Tell the saleswoman to slide your foot inside her pants	Tell the sample lady to sample your sausage	Tell the sandy-haired man to clean you up
Tell the sandy-haired man to clean your face	Tell the sandy-haired man to follow you	Tell the sleepyhead to climb inside a washing machine
Tell the songbird to fix the duck's computer	Tell the squirrel girl that her pussy looks even better	Tell the squirrel girl to eat your nuts
Tell the squirrel girl to go ahead and bite you then	Tell the squirrel girl to suck you some more	Tell the squirrel girl to suck your dick
Tell the squirrel girl to taste your nuts	Tell the squirrel girl you'll give her the nuts if she fucks you	Tell the squirrel girl you admire her tail
Tell the squirrel girl you could get her the nuts she likes	Tell the squirrel girl you don't want to meet a were-turtle	Tell the squirrel girl you have to fuck her
Tell the squirrel girl you need to fuck her	Tell the strawberry blonde that she can wear panties with sperm in them	Tell the strawberry blonde that you've got a chastity belt in your apartment
Tell the strawberry blonde that you haven't seen any panties	Tell the strawberry blonde that you want to watch her put them on	Tell the stunning redhead that you'd rather cum in her than in her heel
Tell the stunning redhead to get her hand off your cock	Tell the succubus to pull you through the hole	Tell the sweater-less woman that you'll fuck her at her place then
Tell the sweater-less woman that you'll have to take her home with you then	Tell the sword it had better be quiet while its level 5.	Tell the sword to shut up.
Tell the taunting girls not to be so jealous	Tell the teacher	Tell the teenager to shut up
Tell the tennis girl that you aren't Bob	Tell the tennis girl you're really sorry	Tell the tennis girl you really enjoyed watching her masturbate
Tell the thief to get the toy out of your holes so you can fuck	Tell the three ballerinas to get off of you	Tell the three joggers that you've had enough
Tell the three joggers that you've had enough now	Tell the tiger to kill it	Tell the truth. You were on a date with a totally hot girl
Tell the two girls to kiss each other	Tell the unknown woman you're ready to have your bones jumped	Tell the voice to go ahead and send Bruno over
Tell the waitress to give you the bill for the girls' meals	Tell the waitress you'd like to meet her after work, if she's available	Tell the waitress you're under the table
Tell the waitress your date is wearing a crotchless teddy	Tell the werewolf he has to buy you dinner first	Tell the wet jogger that you've had enough
Tell the whore you want your dick back	Tell the witch to change you back first	Tell the witch to transform you back first
Tell the witch you're here to fuck, not to get married	Tell the witch you're here to get laid, not married	Tell the wolf to eat your twat
Tell the woman in green to drink the cup of pee	Tell the woman that you'd rather cum in her pussy than cum on her sweater	Tell the woman that you don't work there
Tell the woman that you were only joking	Tell the woman to put the squirrel back in her hat	Tell the woman to put the squirrel down her cleavage
Tell the woman you don't feel well and ask for directions to the nurses station?	Tell the woman your name	Tell them AGAIN to stop.
Tell them that you aren't marrying any man	Tell them to be nice kitties!	Tell them to get into the castle
Tell them to stay back and let you fight	Tell them you are going to the boss	Tell them you can't do it anymore
Tell your John that speed scares you	Tell your John to get sucking	Tell your Mom to wire you money for a space trip
Tell your alligator servants to fetch you something for dinner.	Tell your date to eat it out herself	Tell your date to kick the drunk's dick
Tell your friend to come over and help you with your assignment.	Tell your horde to attack all soldiers and escape trucks	Tell your men to charge full force at the wall..

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