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Tell her to be more careful next time	Tell her to beg you for it	Tell her to come to your home tonight for another interview
Tell her to continue sucking you off	Tell her to do a different trick	Tell her to do some other different trick
Tell her to do that again . . . harder	Tell her to drink a potion	Tell her to get down and shoot the zombie
Tell her to get in your car and you'll take her somewhere	Tell her to get it out herself, then	Tell her to get on her knees
Tell her to get on the bed and and that you will tie her up.	Tell her to get some mint toothpaste	Tell her to get the door
Tell her to get them and go	Tell her to get used to being your fuck toy	Tell her to go ahead and give you huge tits
Tell her to go outside and throw up	Tell her to hush so you can hide	Tell her to join you inside the tent
Tell her to keep doing what she’s doing.	Tell her to keep going.	Tell her to keep taking you and to suck harder.
Tell her to keep the bloody hell away from you	Tell her to leave your blindfold in place if she's that ugly	Tell her to leave your tits alone
Tell her to let the bird eat your cum from her mouth	Tell her to lick the cherries off your blouse	Tell her to lie down on the table
Tell her to model the pink thong now	Tell her to model the teddy for you	Tell her to pee in the sink
Tell her to perform some other trick	Tell her to push the 'EJACULATE' button	Tell her to push the 'EXPLODE' button
Tell her to push the 'LOCK' button	Tell her to put on the skirt with the costume, completing the transformation	Tell her to shush. This is a library
Tell her to slice away	Tell her to stop, you don't want to orgasm so prematurely.	Tell her to suck your dick
Tell her to suck your dick clean	Tell her to take her clothes off	Tell her to tie you up with her magic lasso
Tell her to try anyway	Tell her to try hosing it anyways	Tell her to use her tongue
Tell her what you want.	Tell her yes and open the door	Tell her you'd be willing to give it a try
Tell her you'd like her opinion on the gun you keep in your pants.	Tell her you'd like that very much	Tell her you'd like to fuck
Tell her you'd like to fuck her	Tell her you'd like to go to her place	Tell her you'd like to snack on her snatch
Tell her you'd like to talk and get to know her better	Tell her you'd need a "test drive" to help you make your decision	Tell her you'd rather do her
Tell her you'd rather just recuperate	Tell her you'd rather not be a were-squirrel	Tell her you'll call and meet up with her late
Tell her you'll do her quietly so he never finds out	Tell her you're busy for the night	Tell her you're coming.
Tell her you're going to have to strip-search her	Tell her you're going to have to strip-search her.	Tell her you're going to the library to check out a book
Tell her you're looking to do some male bonding	Tell her you're not comfortable exposing yourself in public	Tell her you're not done living on Earth yet
Tell her you're ready to fuck.	Tell her you're running away from home	Tell her you're sorry and that you'll pay for it
Tell her you're thirsty.	Tell her you've forgotten them?	Tell her you've got it under control
Tell her you've never been with a tranny before	Tell her you are all right and keep scrubbing.	Tell her you can let her off if she blows you
Tell her you can make her cum without a leash	Tell her you can see up her skirt.	Tell her you can still get the stuff out of her
Tell her you can wait for another train	Tell her you don't believe her	Tell her you enjoy being surrounded by ballerinas
Tell her you feel awkward around Aby, and tell her that you'll only stay out for a short time	Tell her you have an appointment?	Tell her you have an ongoing?
Tell her you just have to have a slice of her pie	Tell her you just like watching her	Tell her you know how to find out if she'll give you a ride up the hill
Tell her you know she wants you	Tell her you know what you're doing	Tell her you mistook this room for the bathroom
Tell her you need to get some sleep before the big day tomorrow	Tell her you overpaid, and suggest she make up for it in store credit	Tell her you want a turn in her mouth
Tell her you want time to think about it	Tell her you want to hire a ballerina	Tell her you want to learn to dance
Tell her you want to lick her cunt	Tell her you want to see her in that crotchless teddy first	Tell her you wish you were a squirrel
Tell her you would actually like to see her pussy	Tell her you would like to fuck and get it over with	Tell her you would rather figure things out on your own
Tell her your dick is hard already	Tell her your name	Tell her your name, idiot!
Tell her your old name	Tell her your real name	Tell her you’re in a hurry for work and can’t be distracted
Tell her you’re looking for a hot rat girl to fuck	Tell her you’re lost	Tell her you’re waiting for your mechanic
Tell him "No."	Tell him about the guard	Tell him about the shipwreck
Tell him go ahead and pour it on you	Tell him it's just a dream	Tell him that's what he deserves for messing up your room.
Tell him that you'd love to study his body	Tell him that you have to go see your parents alone so he won't find out.	Tell him that you want to try the skirt
Tell him to add another finger	Tell him to bend over	Tell him to buy it for you and you’ll meet him at his place to pick it up
Tell him to dick your sock-filled pussy	Tell him to eat you out first	Tell him to floor it
Tell him to fuck off	Tell him to go ahead and dick you	Tell him to go in the stall to your left
Tell him to go wash himself	Tell him to hide his dick inside your pussy	Tell him to insert another ball into your twat
Tell him to join you in the bed	Tell him to keep fucking	Tell him to keep stroking your clit
Tell him to leave.	Tell him to leave immediately as you were enjoying making your cat dance	Tell him to lick the cum from your ass
Tell him to meet you in an abandonned classroom after you get to school	Tell him to pull over so you can suck him off	Tell him to release the girl from the cylinder
Tell him to release you.	Tell him to rub your clit till you have an orgasm that shoots the 8 ball out	Tell him to send a female maid in
Tell him to shut the fuck up, you don't take orders from nobody.	Tell him to shut up and dive in.	Tell him to stick his head in the washing machine
Tell him to stop	Tell him to stop.	Tell him to strip
Tell him to surrender to the police	Tell him to take his ears off	Tell him to take you to the hotel
Tell him to use one of the broken stalls	Tell him to wait	Tell him to wait until the wedding
Tell him to whack off if he's so horny	Tell him what you know	Tell him you'd like to go for a walk that evening
Tell him you'll be with him in a minute, go in your office and phone security	Tell him you'll do a favor.	Tell him you'll make passionate love to his wife when you see her
Tell him you're not that kind of escort	Tell him you are indeed Potter	Tell him you have a disease
Tell him you just have a thing for virgins	Tell him you know how to find it if he'll give you a ride up the hill	Tell him you need more booze
Tell him you need more licking first	Tell him you thought she said she was thirty	Tell him you want a female clerk
Tell him you want a proper wedding	Tell him you want his ass	Tell him you want his cock
Tell him you want to fuck in the stockroom	Tell him your fired!!!	Tell him your going back to your apartment
Tell him your name	Tell him your not interested and pull out your credit card	Tell his men to keep running towards the gate.
Tell it just came to you.	Tell it to tell you what has been going on.	Tell jokes to the hyena
Tell me about Nikola.	Tell me about yourself.	Tell me more about fnord
Tell me what you think.	Tell me where I can find him.	Tell miles to let you live
Tell more fish jokes	Tell off Squidward	Tell some fish jokes
Tell the Amazon that you'll jerk for her	Tell the Amazon you need her pussy	Tell the Asian ballerina to go fuck a knobby dildo
Tell the Asian girl to race Shyanne	Tell the Audrey plant to go lick the florist clean	Tell the MILF to ride her girl's face while you fuck her
Tell the Mad Hatter to go ahead and call for a caterpillar	Tell the Wonder Twins that they are two of the lamest characters every made	Tell the angel you love her
Tell the archers to shoot.	Tell the audience that aliens stole your panties	Tell the babe to drink it
Tell the babe to get her clothes off	Tell the babe to get it herself	Tell the babe to go down ahead of you
Tell the babe to take the sweater off	Tell the babe you want some real pussy now	Tell the ballerina swan to jump off the roof
Tell the ballerina that rabbits like carrots	Tell the ballerina that rabbits like to fuck	Tell the ballerina that rabbits like to hop around
Tell the ballerina to paint your pecker blue	Tell the ballerina to paint your pecker green	Tell the ballerina to paint your pecker orange
Tell the ballerina to paint your pecker pink	Tell the ballerina to paint your pecker purple	Tell the ballerina to paint your pecker yellow
Tell the ballerina to taste it	Tell the ballerinas that Miss Glenda wants one of them	Tell the ballerinas they can have you
Tell the bartender to clean you up	Tell the bat "you're welcome".	Tell the blond guy to get off of you
Tell the blond she's got a hot body and ask her if she'd like to come with you instead.	Tell the blonde she needs to ride your meat for comparison	Tell the blonde she wouldn't really ram a fork through your ear
Tell the blonde that a blowjob would make you bigger	Tell the blonde that there's nothing wrong with lusting after little girls	Tell the blonde to change you back
Tell the blonde to practice by tossing rings onto your dick	Tell the blonde to try tossing herself onto your penis	Tell the blonde you love cherries
Tell the booth babe that she better not stroke you	Tell the booth babe that she looks good with sperm on her crotch	Tell the booth babe to keep her hands off your dick
Tell the bouncer that you're Jack Foster	Tell the bouncer to bang you until you explode	Tell the bouncer to fuck you some more
Tell the bouncer to fuck you until you explode	Tell the bouncer to fuck your pussy some more	Tell the bouncer to go ahead and dangle you
Tell the bouncer to keep on fucking you	Tell the bouncer to keep on fucking your pussy	Tell the bouncer you will return later and walk away?
Tell the boy to put your cock in his mouth to lube it up better	Tell the bruiser to put the ball back in your pussy	Tell the bruiser you've never seen that ball before
Tell the brunette that you'll slap her again once you've got your dick in her	Tell the bunny girl to drink the cup of pee	Tell the bunny that her pussy looks sexy in orange
Tell the bunny that her pussy looks sexy in purple	Tell the bunny that she won't taste it in her pussy	Tell the bunny that she won't taste the purple when it's in her pussy
Tell the campus cop that you're strictly lezzies	Tell the captain he can keep fucking you	Tell the captain that his cabin is a mess
Tell the captain that this time you're really tired	Tell the captain that you need some breakfast	Tell the captain to fuck you some more
Tell the captain to keep fucking you	Tell the captain to keep fucking you in the wreck of the bed	Tell the captain you'd rather clean the cabin
Tell the captain you'd rather fuck his pet octopus	Tell the captain you're tired	Tell the captain you don't like corsets
Tell the cat to get the mouse out of your shirt	Tell the cat you'll drop it if it doesn't give you Twinkies.	Tell the caterpillar that you don't want to be cocooned
Tell the cheerleader to leave her boobs bra-less	Tell the clerk to find you a pair of high heels	Tell the clerk to push the mop all the ways up your ass
Tell the clerk to put another mop handle in your pussy	Tell the clerk to shoot his wad at your face	Tell the clerk to smell your sock and jack himself off
Tell the clerk to unzip and put your other foot inside his pants	Tell the clerk you need to be fucked	Tell the clerk you want to see him cum in his pants
Tell the cop he is your younger brother	Tell the cowgirl to take them off at the table	Tell the creatures to get the spider off you.
Tell the creep to crawl inside the dryer and find your missing sock	Tell the creep to show you his dick	Tell the cyclist to slow down
Tell the demon chick to get off of you	Tell the demon chick to get off you	Tell the demon chick to keep fucking you
Tell the demon chick you're ready	Tell the demon to go to Hell	Tell the dickhead you've had enough
Tell the dickhead you want your panties back	Tell the director you'll pay	Tell the dirty blonde to stroke her clit
Tell the dog boys to switch places	Tell the douche to get out	Tell the drunk girl that she has to fuck first
Tell the drunk that he's making you horny	Tell the duck that you'd prefer not to drink	Tell the fat kid to suck your dick
Tell the first blonde to remove her bottoms and sit on your face. You're going to give her the release she's been waiting for.	Tell the first guy he can do your ass while the bruiser takes your pussy	Tell the florist to lick the rat girl clean
Tell the florist you'll stop if she strips naked	Tell the garlic girl to brush her breath first	Tell the gator you know he's speaking
Tell the giant king that his daughter is a slut	Tell the girl she owes you for stealing your car	Tell the girl that you need to get naked, too
Tell the girls to help you cover your tits	Tell the girls you love Samantha	Tell the groundskeeper that you're a friendly skeleton
Tell the guard you're on the rag	Tell the guy there is a knife on the ground.	Tell the guy to buy you some more booze
Tell the guy to drive off a cliff	Tell the guy to go ahead	Tell the guy to go on fucking, fucking and fucking your twat with his socked cock
Tell the guy to go on pumping your twat with his socked cock	Tell the guy to keep fucking you with his socked cock	Tell the guy to keep pumping your twat with his socked cock
Tell the guy to lick his cum off of you	Tell the guy to poke your pussy	Tell the guy to put his hand back in your panties
Tell the guy to ride your rear hard and fast	Tell the guy to take his socked cock out of your pussy	Tell the guy to use his socked cock to fuck you even harder
Tell the guy to wish for a million bucks	Tell the guy to wish he had pussy twenty-four hours a day	Tell the guy to wish you were male again
Tell the guy you're too thirsty to fuck	Tell the guy you're waiting for someone	Tell the gym teacher to take her clothes off
Tell the gym teacher to wait by the door	Tell the gypsy to suck you immediately	Tell the gypsy to wave her hands over your balls
Tell the hooker that you like playing dress up	Tell the hottie that you'd rather find a private place somewhere in the carnival	Tell the housekeeper to mind her own business

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