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Tell Penny you want your pussy back	Tell Peter to go ahead and grab you like that	Tell Professor Shreckt to take his offer and shove it, you’re not leaving Chad.
Tell Rachel's roommate that you're no dork	Tell Rachel that it's a kilt	Tell Rachel you want to fuck her
Tell Rayne you need her pussy	Tell Rebecca to let you escort her to the school nurse	Tell Roger that yes, you just fucked his Rosemarie
Tell Roger to fuck her in the shower	Tell Roger to just fuck her already	Tell Rosemarie that she better swallow your cock if she doesn't want a facial
Tell Rosetta that you can dance with your pants down	Tell Ryin to get help	Tell Sally to press her pussy against yours
Tell Scott to jerk off while you jerk off	Tell Sister Kristin you'd like her to meet someone	Tell Sue you're insulted and start to leave the store.
Tell Superman that it's the codpiece speaking, not you	Tell Susie to remove your gown so you can fuck	Tell Susie you're ready to fuck her now
Tell Suzy that bi-girls are the best	Tell Sylvia to invite Jennie over	Tell Sylvia you'd like to be stuck inside her
Tell Sylvia you're going to head home	Tell Sylvia you want to 69 with her	Tell Sylvia you want your dick in her pussy
Tell The Iraqi To Beat His Meat	Tell The Truth And Say It Sucked	Tell The Whore To Go Ahead And Shove It
Tell The Whore To Suck You, Hard	Tell The Whores To Give Back The Dildo	Tell Tiger Lily to sit on your dick
Tell Tina its a lovely evening	Tell Tom to suck your pretty toes	Tell Tom you can measure your own feet
Tell Tom you want a female sales clerk	Tell Tracey to go ahead and pee on the floor	Tell Tracey you don't care and keep bouncing her
Tell Troi to get naked	Tell Troi to get on all fours on the bed	Tell Troi to get on the couch
Tell Troi to sit on the bathroom counter	Tell Trudy you want to eat her out	Tell Trudy you want to fuck her
Tell Wendy that she's being naughty	Tell Wendy to take a turn with Tiger Lily	Tell Wonder Woman that she can have your costume if she can make you cum
Tell Your Mother	Tell Your Sister About Your Day	Tell Your Sister To Clean It Up
Tell Your Sister To Drink The Iraqi's Jism	Tell Your Sister To Take The Dildo Back If She Wants It	Tell Yulia not to worry about it
Tell Yulia you'll meet her later for dinner	Tell Yulia you love her...and your boyfriend, too.	Tell Yulia you love her (and only her)
Tell Zatanna to say, "!ereh raeppa sioL"	Tell a corny pickup line.	Tell an overused chuck norris joke
Tell another fish joke	Tell charlene to turn left	Tell charlene to turn right
Tell everyone how horrible it is	Tell her "Yes"	Tell her "no problem"
Tell her a fake name	Tell her about the party and ask her as your date	Tell her how you really met
Tell her it's too late; she's already pregnant	Tell her it takes more spunk than that to get a girl pregnant	Tell her it’s baby-making stuff
Tell her no, you want to hire a ballerina to be your fuck toy	Tell her no and make her wait to be pleasured later	Tell her not to stop.
Tell her not to touch the 'EJACULATE' button	Tell her not to touch the 'EXPLODE' button	Tell her not to touch the 'LOCK' button
Tell her now you have to touch her girlie parts	Tell her she'd look GREAT in those panties	Tell her she'd look great in anything
Tell her she'd look great in nothing	Tell her she's right and stuff it into her mouth	Tell her she's your new slave
Tell her she can forget the candle. You'll fuck her without it.	Tell her she can have the girl's shoes if she goes away	Tell her she is going to Heaven.
Tell her she is going to Hell for being such a dirty fucking slut, and slap her hard across the face	Tell her she should be glad for the attention	Tell her she should take off her pants, too
Tell her she’s a beautiful and loving rat	Tell her she’s right and make her leave	Tell her she’s wrong and stuff it into her virgin ass
Tell her she’s wrong and stuff it into her virgin pussy	Tell her that's fine	Tell her that Lisa looks very sexy in them
Tell her that Lisa would look very sexy in them	Tell her that Samantha's dead and not coming back (BROOKE)	Tell her that Shanon's not with you.
Tell her that a real man can stand anything	Tell her that her Daddy isn't here	Tell her that her cell phone is ringing
Tell her that her pink lips look very strawberry	Tell her that it really hurt	Tell her that she should wear them instead of Lisa then
Tell her that she’d be a great lay if she didn’t stink of sewage	Tell her that that stuff sounds familiar to you	Tell her that the ghost penis needs her pussy
Tell her that the jogger has had enough	Tell her that the tight uniform would look even better off of her	Tell her that what you really want is one of those hot maid costumes
Tell her that you'll contact her if you need any more information	Tell her that you'll get her a skirt	Tell her that you'll watch the TV without bothering her
Tell her that you're a pervert and you'd like to molest her while she's showering	Tell her that you're just looking	Tell her that you've forgotten them
Tell her that you can't come out.	Tell her that you had a normal childhood, you don't watch tv and that you read Sci-Fi	Tell her that you liked the pink panties more
Tell her that you weren't looking for a shrink	Tell her that you will go to her office and give her the fucking of her life.	Tell her that you would learn much from a threesome
Tell her that your mechanic is indeed a hot and sexy babe	Tell her the color of her panties.	Tell her the crazy truth.
Tell her the only way to get more Vox is by prostitution herself for you	Tell her the truth	Tell her the truth, you don't know where it is
Tell her the truth: she distracted you.	Tell her the truth =(	Tell her the truth and say no
Tell her to be more careful next time	Tell her to beg you for it	Tell her to come to your home tonight for another interview
Tell her to continue sucking you off	Tell her to do a different trick	Tell her to do some other different trick
Tell her to do that again . . . harder	Tell her to drink a potion	Tell her to get down and shoot the zombie
Tell her to get in your car and you'll take her somewhere	Tell her to get it out herself, then	Tell her to get on her knees
Tell her to get on the bed and and that you will tie her up.	Tell her to get some mint toothpaste	Tell her to get the door
Tell her to get them and go	Tell her to get used to being your fuck toy	Tell her to go ahead and give you huge tits
Tell her to go outside and throw up	Tell her to hush so you can hide	Tell her to join you inside the tent
Tell her to keep doing what she’s doing.	Tell her to keep going.	Tell her to keep taking you and to suck harder.
Tell her to keep the bloody hell away from you	Tell her to leave your blindfold in place if she's that ugly	Tell her to leave your tits alone
Tell her to let the bird eat your cum from her mouth	Tell her to lick the cherries off your blouse	Tell her to lie down on the table
Tell her to model the pink thong now	Tell her to model the teddy for you	Tell her to pee in the sink
Tell her to perform some other trick	Tell her to push the 'EJACULATE' button	Tell her to push the 'EXPLODE' button
Tell her to push the 'LOCK' button	Tell her to put on the skirt with the costume, completing the transformation	Tell her to shush. This is a library
Tell her to slice away	Tell her to stop, you don't want to orgasm so prematurely.	Tell her to suck your dick
Tell her to suck your dick clean	Tell her to take her clothes off	Tell her to tie you up with her magic lasso
Tell her to try anyway	Tell her to try hosing it anyways	Tell her to use her tongue
Tell her what you want.	Tell her yes and open the door	Tell her you'd be willing to give it a try
Tell her you'd like her opinion on the gun you keep in your pants.	Tell her you'd like that very much	Tell her you'd like to fuck
Tell her you'd like to fuck her	Tell her you'd like to go to her place	Tell her you'd like to snack on her snatch
Tell her you'd like to talk and get to know her better	Tell her you'd need a "test drive" to help you make your decision	Tell her you'd rather do her
Tell her you'd rather just recuperate	Tell her you'd rather not be a were-squirrel	Tell her you'll call and meet up with her late
Tell her you'll do her quietly so he never finds out	Tell her you're busy for the night	Tell her you're coming.
Tell her you're going to have to strip-search her	Tell her you're going to have to strip-search her.	Tell her you're going to the library to check out a book
Tell her you're looking to do some male bonding	Tell her you're not comfortable exposing yourself in public	Tell her you're not done living on Earth yet
Tell her you're ready to fuck.	Tell her you're running away from home	Tell her you're sorry and that you'll pay for it
Tell her you're thirsty.	Tell her you've forgotten them?	Tell her you've got it under control
Tell her you've never been with a tranny before	Tell her you are all right and keep scrubbing.	Tell her you can let her off if she blows you
Tell her you can make her cum without a leash	Tell her you can see up her skirt.	Tell her you can still get the stuff out of her
Tell her you can wait for another train	Tell her you don't believe her	Tell her you enjoy being surrounded by ballerinas
Tell her you feel awkward around Aby, and tell her that you'll only stay out for a short time	Tell her you have an appointment?	Tell her you have an ongoing?
Tell her you just have to have a slice of her pie	Tell her you just like watching her	Tell her you know how to find out if she'll give you a ride up the hill
Tell her you know she wants you	Tell her you know what you're doing	Tell her you mistook this room for the bathroom
Tell her you need to get some sleep before the big day tomorrow	Tell her you overpaid, and suggest she make up for it in store credit	Tell her you want a turn in her mouth
Tell her you want time to think about it	Tell her you want to hire a ballerina	Tell her you want to learn to dance
Tell her you want to lick her cunt	Tell her you want to see her in that crotchless teddy first	Tell her you wish you were a squirrel
Tell her you would actually like to see her pussy	Tell her you would like to fuck and get it over with	Tell her you would rather figure things out on your own
Tell her your dick is hard already	Tell her your name	Tell her your name, idiot!
Tell her your old name	Tell her your real name	Tell her you’re in a hurry for work and can’t be distracted
Tell her you’re looking for a hot rat girl to fuck	Tell her you’re lost	Tell her you’re waiting for your mechanic
Tell him "No."	Tell him about the guard	Tell him about the shipwreck
Tell him go ahead and pour it on you	Tell him it's just a dream	Tell him that's what he deserves for messing up your room.
Tell him that you'd love to study his body	Tell him that you have to go see your parents alone so he won't find out.	Tell him that you want to try the skirt
Tell him to add another finger	Tell him to bend over	Tell him to buy it for you and you’ll meet him at his place to pick it up
Tell him to dick your sock-filled pussy	Tell him to eat you out first	Tell him to floor it
Tell him to fuck off	Tell him to go ahead and dick you	Tell him to go in the stall to your left
Tell him to go wash himself	Tell him to hide his dick inside your pussy	Tell him to insert another ball into your twat
Tell him to join you in the bed	Tell him to keep fucking	Tell him to keep stroking your clit
Tell him to leave.	Tell him to leave immediately as you were enjoying making your cat dance	Tell him to lick the cum from your ass
Tell him to meet you in an abandonned classroom after you get to school	Tell him to pull over so you can suck him off	Tell him to release the girl from the cylinder
Tell him to release you.	Tell him to rub your clit till you have an orgasm that shoots the 8 ball out	Tell him to send a female maid in
Tell him to shut the fuck up, you don't take orders from nobody.	Tell him to shut up and dive in.	Tell him to stick his head in the washing machine
Tell him to stop	Tell him to stop.	Tell him to strip
Tell him to surrender to the police	Tell him to take his ears off	Tell him to take you to the hotel
Tell him to use one of the broken stalls	Tell him to wait	Tell him to wait until the wedding
Tell him to whack off if he's so horny	Tell him what you know	Tell him you'd like to go for a walk that evening
Tell him you'll be with him in a minute, go in your office and phone security	Tell him you'll do a favor.	Tell him you'll make passionate love to his wife when you see her
Tell him you're not that kind of escort	Tell him you are indeed Potter	Tell him you have a disease
Tell him you just have a thing for virgins	Tell him you know how to find it if he'll give you a ride up the hill	Tell him you need more booze
Tell him you need more licking first	Tell him you thought she said she was thirty	Tell him you want a female clerk
Tell him you want a proper wedding	Tell him you want his ass	Tell him you want his cock
Tell him you want to fuck in the stockroom	Tell him your fired!!!	Tell him your going back to your apartment
Tell him your name	Tell him your not interested and pull out your credit card	Tell his men to keep running towards the gate.
Tell it just came to you.	Tell it to tell you what has been going on.	Tell jokes to the hyena
Tell me about Nikola.	Tell me about yourself.	Tell me more about fnord
Tell me what you think.	Tell me where I can find him.	Tell miles to let you live
Tell more fish jokes	Tell off Squidward	Tell some fish jokes
Tell the Amazon that you'll jerk for her	Tell the Amazon you need her pussy	Tell the Asian ballerina to go fuck a knobby dildo
Tell the Asian girl to race Shyanne	Tell the Audrey plant to go lick the florist clean	Tell the MILF to ride her girl's face while you fuck her
Tell the Mad Hatter to go ahead and call for a caterpillar	Tell the Wonder Twins that they are two of the lamest characters every made	Tell the angel you love her
Tell the archers to shoot.	Tell the audience that aliens stole your panties	Tell the babe to drink it
Tell the babe to get her clothes off	Tell the babe to get it herself	Tell the babe to go down ahead of you

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