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Tell Charlie you want to be on top	Tell Cherise to do it	Tell Cherry that nice girls don't strip
Tell Cherry you can't wait to see her naked	Tell Christie to suck your dirty cock	Tell Chuck You're Gay For Him
Tell Daphne to hold the girl down so you can dick her	Tell Dave to fuck you some more	Tell Dave to go on fucking you
Tell Dave to keep fucking you	Tell Dave you've had enough	Tell Dave your twat wants more
Tell Debbie to join you and Brenda in the bedroom	Tell Debbie to stand back as you blow him	Tell Debbie you'll share Brenda -- if Brenda is willing
Tell Debbie you're taken	Tell Debbie you really are looking for a snake	Tell Debbie you want to eat her like you're being eaten
Tell Dina to lie down on her back	Tell Dorothy that she can wear the shoes on her hands	Tell Dorothy that you really would like to caress her feet
Tell Dorothy to say, "Eat me, Glinda."	Tell Dorothy to say, "Fuck me hard."	Tell Dorothy to say, "Glinda, eat my pussy."
Tell Dorothy to say, "Glinda, get naked."	Tell Dorothy to say, "Glinda, masturbate."	Tell Dorothy to say, "Glinda, suck that penis!"
Tell Dorothy to say, "Strip, Glinda."	Tell Dorothy to say the words again	Tell Dorothy you wouldn't mind if she told you to get naked
Tell Dr. Harm that you'll go crazy without your dick	Tell Dr. Harm to go ahead and remove it	Tell Dr. Harm to lick your dick
Tell Dr. Harm to suck you off	Tell Dr. Harm you'll fuck her any way she likes to be fucked	Tell Dr. Harm you want a remote-controlled dick
Tell Dr. Harm you want a split dick	Tell Dr. Harm you want a vibrating penis	Tell Dr. Harm you want an ordinary penis
Tell Draden to draw another card	Tell Dào-míng that if it's Brenda she shouldn't let her know you're there	Tell Dào-míng to come in
Tell Dào-míng to come in and assist you	Tell Dào-míng to kiss your ass	Tell Elissa you are not staying for dinner
Tell Elissa you are staying for dinner	Tell Elizabeth you'll agree to her suggestion	Tell Emalia that you'll put your penis inside her instead
Tell Emalia you read breasts	Tell Erik you're here to hook up with another chick	Tell Eris about how cool it was playing with your hands
Tell Fiona she is enough by herself	Tell Fiona to bring Tamara with her	Tell Fred you're not interested in helping him
Tell Gabrielle she'd be more relaxed if she were drunk	Tell Gabrielle that a shower will make her feel better	Tell Gabrielle that learning to relax is her first lesson
Tell Gabrielle that she should lie down	Tell Gabrielle you'll be holding a special study session at your place for "all the students" who started late	Tell Gail you've got to have her pussy now
Tell Gina that Lydia is being harassed	Tell Gina that Lydia just ate a man whole	Tell Glinda that you're sorry
Tell Glinda that you are sorry	Tell Glinda that you are very sorry	Tell Glinda to finger herself
Tell Glinda to get her fingers out of her box and sixty-nine with you	Tell Glinda to keep sixty-nining with you	Tell Glinda to lick your snatch
Tell Glinda to sixty-nine with you	Tell Glinda to sixty-nine with you forever	Tell Glinda to strip
Tell Gwen Gwen she has to suck you off first	Tell Gwen Gwen that the snake has escaped	Tell Helen to get sucking
Tell Henry that one of you ladies has a dick	Tell Henry to take a taste of you	Tell Henry to take you on the table
Tell Her To Carry You	Tell Her To Eat The Rest	Tell Him About Your Sister's Stuff
Tell Him He's Sick	Tell Him Not To Write About You Again	Tell Holly to climb on top of Stephie
Tell Holly you're done	Tell Honey she's making you horny	Tell Honey to put on the vibrator panties
Tell Jackie that you want her now	Tell Jake about the cult and be his slave forever	Tell Janelle you'll be her companion
Tell Janet you'll cover for her absence if she covers for you later	Tell Jennie you'll be happy to do her	Tell Jeremiah, "No, thank you."
Tell Jessica if she's nice, you'll introduce her to some of your female friends	Tell Jessica thanks, lick your lips and walk away	Tell Jessica that Elizabeth's pussy tasted better than hers
Tell Jessica that your prick is too tired	Tell Jessica you were happy to make her cum	Tell Jimmy that you don't think the world is big enough for two superheroes.
Tell Jo to drop you down the left hole	Tell Jo to drop you down the right hole	Tell Julia you're curious about college girls
Tell Katie that Nancy is a fuck slut	Tell Katie that she should lick Nancy clean	Tell Katie to fuck off again
Tell Katie to fuck off and keep fucking Nancy	Tell Katie to fuck you hard	Tell Katie to go ahead and shit on your face if she dares
Tell Katie to sit on your face	Tell Katie you want to cum inside her, too	Tell Katya and Michelle you'll think about it and get back to them
Tell Kitten to suck your dick back to life	Tell Kristin you're going to go home now	Tell Lahey to fuck off
Tell Lanie you need to Xerox your dick	Tell Lindsay to eat Amanda's pussy	Tell Lindsay to get on her knees and blow you
Tell Lisa she's next	Tell Lisa to stand guard outside	Tell Lita to call Carol
Tell Lita to call Linda	Tell Lupe she's welcome to join in	Tell Lupe that's Brenda's call to make
Tell Lupe that Brenda's as much as you can handle	Tell Lupe you want to fuck her again right here	Tell Lydia you'll make her cum even harder
Tell Lynn you want a foot job	Tell Mandy she can leave, so you can concentrate on the librarian	Tell Mandy to make the librarian smell her feet
Tell Mandy to sniff her own feet	Tell Mandy to try her other foot	Tell Mandy you'd rather cum in her pussy
Tell Maria you both need a girl's night out	Tell Mario	Tell Mario to get the 1-Up
Tell Mario to get the Mushroom	Tell Marla you'd like to see if she has a pussy like Nina's	Tell Mary Todd how happy you're feeling?
Tell Mary to drink the Ļüŝŧ potion	Tell Mary to drink the╔╦╗potion	Tell Mary to try the ﭳ potion
Tell Matt to take you against the wall	Tell May to show you her pussy	Tell May to sit on Rosemarie's face
Tell May to suck your dick	Tell May to turn around	Tell May to vacuum your penis
Tell MedIX you're better and leave	Tell Melony yes, you will spend the night	Tell Melony you'll see her tomorrow morning at the bus stop
Tell Michael to pick them off one by one	Tell Michael to pick them off one by one.	Tell Michael to shoot and that you’ll get the Tecambrian sniper to fire.
Tell Michael to shoot the alarm first, then take them out.	Tell Michelle to leave so you can interview Brandy privately	Tell Michelle you'd like to see her in that teddy
Tell Mindy to go check on her	Tell Miss Glenda Yes	Tell Miss Glenda you're a recruiter for a dance company
Tell Miss Glenda you want to learn how to dance	Tell Miss Glenda you want to see her in her office	Tell Miss March to change you back
Tell Miss Muffet that you'll take care of Spider	Tell Missy she's drained you and you need to rest	Tell Missy that you wouldn't mind if she squirted you with pussy juice
Tell Missy to call in Callie	Tell Missy to call in Cherica	Tell Missy you want to go home
Tell Missy you won't touch her if she touches you instead	Tell Ms. Pac Man that she can eat you	Tell Ms. Pierce to wear the spunky shoes
Tell Nancy she's relieved you	Tell Nancy that she's relieved you	Tell Nancy to ignore the noise and keep on riding you
Tell Nancy to keep riding you	Tell Nancy to ride you even harder	Tell Nancy to ride you harder
Tell Nancy to ride your cock	Tell Nancy you want to eat her	Tell Nat that Nina left you very horny
Tell Nikki to suck Amanda's tits	Tell Nina it's time to go back to her grave	Tell Nina she can possess you
Tell Nina to stop before she makes you cum	Tell Off Crabs	Tell Patra to remove the vibrator from her twat
Tell Penny that you want to squirt her with cum again	Tell Penny that your dick is clean	Tell Penny to change Tony's peppermint-prick into something else
Tell Penny to change Tony's pickle-penis into something else	Tell Penny to change Tony's third foot into something else	Tell Penny to change Tony's trouser snake into something else
Tell Penny to change you back to normal	Tell Penny to do you doggy style	Tell Penny to fuck you
Tell Penny to fuck your cock	Tell Penny to fuck your dick	Tell Penny to get your dick back
Tell Penny to jack you off	Tell Penny to just go ahead and fuck you	Tell Penny to keep fucking you
Tell Penny to lick your dick clean	Tell Penny to lick your pecker clean	Tell Penny to put your dick back where it belongs now
Tell Penny to shit on your dick	Tell Penny to sit on your dick	Tell Penny to stick with pulling things out of hats
Tell Penny to suck you off	Tell Penny to tap your dick again	Tell Penny to turn the blond guy into a chick, too
Tell Penny you've had enough	Tell Penny you need her pussy	Tell Penny you want to leave
Tell Penny you want your pussy back	Tell Peter to go ahead and grab you like that	Tell Professor Shreckt to take his offer and shove it, you’re not leaving Chad.
Tell Rachel's roommate that you're no dork	Tell Rachel that it's a kilt	Tell Rachel you want to fuck her
Tell Rayne you need her pussy	Tell Rebecca to let you escort her to the school nurse	Tell Roger that yes, you just fucked his Rosemarie
Tell Roger to fuck her in the shower	Tell Roger to just fuck her already	Tell Rosemarie that she better swallow your cock if she doesn't want a facial
Tell Rosetta that you can dance with your pants down	Tell Ryin to get help	Tell Sally to press her pussy against yours
Tell Scott to jerk off while you jerk off	Tell Sister Kristin you'd like her to meet someone	Tell Sue you're insulted and start to leave the store.
Tell Superman that it's the codpiece speaking, not you	Tell Susie to remove your gown so you can fuck	Tell Susie you're ready to fuck her now
Tell Suzy that bi-girls are the best	Tell Sylvia to invite Jennie over	Tell Sylvia you'd like to be stuck inside her
Tell Sylvia you're going to head home	Tell Sylvia you want to 69 with her	Tell Sylvia you want your dick in her pussy
Tell The Iraqi To Beat His Meat	Tell The Truth And Say It Sucked	Tell The Whore To Go Ahead And Shove It
Tell The Whore To Suck You, Hard	Tell The Whores To Give Back The Dildo	Tell Tiger Lily to sit on your dick
Tell Tina its a lovely evening	Tell Tom to suck your pretty toes	Tell Tom you can measure your own feet
Tell Tom you want a female sales clerk	Tell Tracey to go ahead and pee on the floor	Tell Tracey you don't care and keep bouncing her
Tell Troi to get naked	Tell Troi to get on all fours on the bed	Tell Troi to get on the couch
Tell Troi to sit on the bathroom counter	Tell Trudy you want to eat her out	Tell Trudy you want to fuck her
Tell Wendy that she's being naughty	Tell Wendy to take a turn with Tiger Lily	Tell Wonder Woman that she can have your costume if she can make you cum
Tell Your Mother	Tell Your Sister About Your Day	Tell Your Sister To Clean It Up
Tell Your Sister To Drink The Iraqi's Jism	Tell Your Sister To Take The Dildo Back If She Wants It	Tell Yulia not to worry about it
Tell Yulia you'll meet her later for dinner	Tell Yulia you love her...and your boyfriend, too.	Tell Yulia you love her (and only her)
Tell Zatanna to say, "!ereh raeppa sioL"	Tell a corny pickup line.	Tell an overused chuck norris joke
Tell another fish joke	Tell charlene to turn left	Tell charlene to turn right
Tell everyone how horrible it is	Tell her "Yes"	Tell her "no problem"
Tell her a fake name	Tell her about the party and ask her as your date	Tell her how you really met
Tell her it's too late; she's already pregnant	Tell her it takes more spunk than that to get a girl pregnant	Tell her it’s baby-making stuff
Tell her no, you want to hire a ballerina to be your fuck toy	Tell her no and make her wait to be pleasured later	Tell her not to stop.
Tell her not to touch the 'EJACULATE' button	Tell her not to touch the 'EXPLODE' button	Tell her not to touch the 'LOCK' button
Tell her now you have to touch her girlie parts	Tell her she'd look GREAT in those panties	Tell her she'd look great in anything
Tell her she'd look great in nothing	Tell her she's right and stuff it into her mouth	Tell her she's your new slave
Tell her she can forget the candle. You'll fuck her without it.	Tell her she can have the girl's shoes if she goes away	Tell her she is going to Heaven.
Tell her she is going to Hell for being such a dirty fucking slut, and slap her hard across the face	Tell her she should be glad for the attention	Tell her she should take off her pants, too
Tell her she’s a beautiful and loving rat	Tell her she’s right and make her leave	Tell her she’s wrong and stuff it into her virgin ass
Tell her she’s wrong and stuff it into her virgin pussy	Tell her that's fine	Tell her that Lisa looks very sexy in them
Tell her that Lisa would look very sexy in them	Tell her that Samantha's dead and not coming back (BROOKE)	Tell her that Shanon's not with you.
Tell her that a real man can stand anything	Tell her that her Daddy isn't here	Tell her that her cell phone is ringing
Tell her that her pink lips look very strawberry	Tell her that it really hurt	Tell her that she should wear them instead of Lisa then
Tell her that she’d be a great lay if she didn’t stink of sewage	Tell her that that stuff sounds familiar to you	Tell her that the ghost penis needs her pussy
Tell her that the jogger has had enough	Tell her that the tight uniform would look even better off of her	Tell her that what you really want is one of those hot maid costumes
Tell her that you'll contact her if you need any more information	Tell her that you'll get her a skirt	Tell her that you'll watch the TV without bothering her
Tell her that you're a pervert and you'd like to molest her while she's showering	Tell her that you're just looking	Tell her that you've forgotten them
Tell her that you can't come out.	Tell her that you had a normal childhood, you don't watch tv and that you read Sci-Fi	Tell her that you liked the pink panties more
Tell her that you weren't looking for a shrink	Tell her that you will go to her office and give her the fucking of her life.	Tell her that you would learn much from a threesome
Tell her that your mechanic is indeed a hot and sexy babe	Tell her the color of her panties.	Tell her the crazy truth.
Tell her the only way to get more Vox is by prostitution herself for you	Tell her the truth	Tell her the truth, you don't know where it is
Tell her the truth: she distracted you.	Tell her the truth =(	Tell her the truth and say no

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