Run away before he gets violent

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'''<Censored> by [[User:Gaius Flaminius the Censor|Gaius Flaminius the Censor]]'''.
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Obviously, this guy isn't happy with a dick that's a foot.  His eyes bulge in his head and his socked hands clench into fists.  Even the toes of his new foot curl in a way that appears angry.
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This wiki has been conquered by the Roman Empire. Do not resist. We have already destroyed several wikis. We have a few dozen members, and are allies with the ISV, which has over 150 members. Join or die.
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You decide to make a run for it while you can. The man bellows something incoherent and gives chase. You run and run, passing nothing but the occasional group of socks, until finally you see something. It looks like a giant, front-loading washing machine. The big round glass door on the front is conveniently open.
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==History of the Roman Empire==
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We were founded in 2006, by Emperor Octavian, a legendary vandal. Octavian left after destroying nearly 3 wikis (haven, bioniclemoc, and Code: WIKI). I, Gaius Flaminius, am now leader. We have attacked wikipedia, destroyed D. Coldheart's wiki alternateuniverse, destroyed Code: WIKI, and attacked SW Fanon and several other wikis. Your wiki is next.
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Do you:
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*[[Dive into the giant washing machine]]
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*[[Hide behind the giant washing machine]]
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*[[Climb on top of the giant washing machine]]
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{{SexRompStatus|Location=''[[The Planet of Lost Socks]]''|Health=Horny & Hormonal|MP=0|Level=1}}

Revision as of 21:46, 22 February 2007

Obviously, this guy isn't happy with a dick that's a foot. His eyes bulge in his head and his socked hands clench into fists. Even the toes of his new foot curl in a way that appears angry.

You decide to make a run for it while you can. The man bellows something incoherent and gives chase. You run and run, passing nothing but the occasional group of socks, until finally you see something. It looks like a giant, front-loading washing machine. The big round glass door on the front is conveniently open.

Do you:

Status
Health Horny & Hormonal Location:

The Planet of Lost Socks

MP 0
Level 1
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