Eat what's in the kitchen

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You quickly devour everything in the kitchen - bread, eggs, some leftover moldy cheese, all splattered with the gore of your devoured friend. Sickened by your gluttony and accidental cannibalism, you die.
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You quickly devour everything in the kitchen - the bacon, bread, eggs, some leftover moldy cheese, the wooden table, the two stools, your wood-burning stove, those dust bunnies, 3 cockroaches, the dead flies on the windowsill, the window, and the late Nathaniel.
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I don't know how you ate all that, but the wood, glass, insects, and dead friend do not sit well with you. In fact, they kill you.
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Next time, make sure things are specific.
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The End.
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{{QM-Status|Equipment=None|Health=0|MP=0|Level=1}}
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[[Category: Quest of the Magician]]

Current revision as of 04:56, 28 April 2007

You quickly devour everything in the kitchen - the bacon, bread, eggs, some leftover moldy cheese, the wooden table, the two stools, your wood-burning stove, those dust bunnies, 3 cockroaches, the dead flies on the windowsill, the window, and the late Nathaniel.

I don't know how you ate all that, but the wood, glass, insects, and dead friend do not sit well with you. In fact, they kill you.

Next time, make sure things are specific.

The End.

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Level 1
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