Platypus at 11:32, 3 August 2009

Platypus — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 11:32:14 GMT

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	Your eyes narrow, and you push Dragon for more answers. You take a step, moving ever so slowly toward the dog, and he backs away. You take another step, and he retreats even further. Finally, you back Dragon into a corner, between a hobo's shopping cart and a Fried Chicken stand.		Your eyes narrow, and you push Dragon for more answers. You take a step, moving ever so slowly toward the dog, and he backs away. You take another step, and he retreats even further. Finally, you back Dragon into a corner, between a hobo's shopping cart and a Fried Chicken stand.

-	Nervously, Dragon sits and asks, "is this an interrogation? Ease off, pal. I lied. The square root of 16 is obviously 4.	+	Nervously, Dragon sits and asks, "Is this an interrogation? Ease off, pal. I lied. The square root of 16 is obviously 4."

	"I knew that," you say.		"I knew that," you say.
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	[[Beer Run]] Ask Dragon for $12 so you can go get some beer.		[[Beer Run]] Ask Dragon for $12 so you can go get some beer.
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Pouz at 08:17, 3 August 2009

Pouz — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 08:17:48 GMT

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Your eyes narrow, and you push Dragon for more answers. You take a step, moving ever so slowly toward the dog, and he backs away. You take another step, and he retreats even further. Finally, you back Dragon into a corner, between a hobo's shopping cart and a Fried Chicken stand.

Nervously, Dragon sits and asks, "is this an interrogation? Ease off, pal. I lied. The square root of 16 is obviously 4.

"I knew that," you say.

"At any rate, you now know I'm no ordinary dog. I tried to keep it a secret, but I can't resist answering math problems. Look, I'll fill you in on my mission." Dragon paws at the ground nervously. "I'm here to stop a cat from destroying a little girl. My quantum leap went bad - I'm from the future, by the way - and I landed in a dog's body. Releasing my bowels was the most convenient form of communication I've found so far."

Do you...

[[Arrest Dragon]] Perform a citizen's arrest on Dragon for violating the laws of physics

[[Perform Ritual]] Take it upon yourself to dispel this evil spirit that sits in front of you, endangering the little girl

[[Information Request]] Ask the dog about Ziggy: Have any modifications been made to the time travel computer system, and if so, how do they enhance the performance of the unit's onboard probability matrix?

[[Beer Run]] Ask Dragon for $12 so you can go get some beer.

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Platypus at 11:32, 3 August 2009

Pouz at 08:17, 3 August 2009