UK

From Thikipedia

The UK, or United Kingdom, is ruled by a king that supports Manchester United football club. The king lives in London and rarely visits Manchester. He used to watch his team play on TV during their successful 1998/99 season.

The UK is frequently accused of sexism as all of the kings are men. It has been suggested that the current king may actually be a woman, but that this was covered up to avoid having to change the name of the country to "The United Queendom".

Language

Residents of the UK speak a language that is almost identical to American. The only difference is that when taking uneaten food from a restaurant in the UK, one asks for a doggy bag instead of a bawx.