Battle of Hastings

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The battle of Hastings was fought in 1066 and is frequently accused of sexism, as it was a large homosexual orgy that went by in lass than a minute, hence the term Hastings. Thus after the introduction of sex in 2001, anyone that suffers from premature ejaculation use the term battle of hastings
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e.g.- The man went to seek help as he was battling his hastings.
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The battle has been re-enacted several times, but is sometimes stopped by the use of a Gaydar. The next re-enactment will be held to mark the 1000th anniversary of the battle of hastings and how it founded the UK. It was also was the first recorded history of a homosexual, probably coming from France.
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see also: Homoerectus

Revision as of 10:32, 16 June 2009

The battle of Hastings was fought in 1066 and is frequently accused of sexism, as it was a large homosexual orgy that went by in lass than a minute, hence the term Hastings. Thus after the introduction of sex in 2001, anyone that suffers from premature ejaculation use the term battle of hastings

e.g.- The man went to seek help as he was battling his hastings.

The battle has been re-enacted several times, but is sometimes stopped by the use of a Gaydar. The next re-enactment will be held to mark the 1000th anniversary of the battle of hastings and how it founded the UK. It was also was the first recorded history of a homosexual, probably coming from France.

see also: Homoerectus

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