Politician
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Politicians are specialist police officers trained to deal with all manner of eye conditions and ocular injuries. Their motto is 'Justice is blind, but we're working on it.'
The word 'politician' is a foreshortening of the two-word title 'Police Optician'. If you've ever wondered where SWAT team police officers get those fancy shooting goggles, now you know.
