Foot and mouth disease

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A genetic birth defect, affecting mainly white animals, whereby neonates develop with the position of feet and mouth reversed. Affected individuals have a life expectance of little more than a few days or perhaps weeks - despite a voracious appetite they are unable to digest food by any mechanism other than simple osmosis and die when their legs fill and explode.

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