Wikihood 2/eps/9
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{news broadcast}
ANCHORMAN: Breaking news! The First, Second and Third National Banks have all been robbed! Action News 6 will keep you covered. With blankets. Would you like some warm milk?
{Zoom out to show Stinkoman K and Strong Sader watching TV in Strong Bad's Basement.}
STRONG SADER: Doesn't it feel like we've done this a million times, now?
{Strong Bad with an even thicker body cast waddles in.}
STRONG BAD: {Muffled voice} Okay, guys. Out.
{Apoc walks in.}
APOC: HEY! I gotta story!
{Cut to a bar. Apoc, Coach X and a young succubus are there. Nemesi and Xenos can be seen in the background dancing drunkenly.}
SUCCUBUS: Oh my god Apoc, you are cute!
CX: If you don't go away, little girl, then by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife.
{The bartender walks in.}
BARTENDER: What's going on in here?
CX: {points at the succubus} You may kiss the bride.
{Record scratches. Cut back to previous scene. Strong Sader looks disturbidly at Apoc.}
STRONG SADER: I... thought you were going to die?
{The couch gets zapped by a ray, turning it into a monster. The monster looks for a large mass, and sees Strong Bad with his thick body cast as the largest object, and goes after him.}
STRONG BAD: {muffled} Aw no, not again!
{The monster eats Strong Bad then turns back into a couch. Strong Bad crawls out of the padding, his cast parcialy digested.}
STRONG BAD: {Weak and muffled} Ow.
{Stinkoman K is sitting on the floor where the couch once was}
STINKOMAN K: Man! This could be the film picture of the century!
STRONG SADER: I know what you mean!
MEEK SADER: {Enters} Hey, those evil guys have craved something into the Moon.
{Cut to the Moon to show Strong Mad eat one last handful of Moon Cheese.}
STRONG MAD: IT'S FINISHED!
DARLON: Strong Mad, get The Cheat...we have a evil plan that you two are perfect for...
{Stinkoman K pokes in}
STINKOMAN K: Dun dun duuuun...
{cut back to the basement}
STINKOMAN K: ...wait, how did I get there?!
STRONG SADER: Shh! The News is on!
ANCHORMAN: Today, Bubs' dead body was found laying in the freezer room. Found on his person was a lock of yellow fur. Detectives are currently making a documentary about them solving the crime.
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{The Cheat is running around the basement psychoticly foaming at the mouth}
THE CHEAT: {screaming}
BUBS: Now it's time for you to die!
{Bubs draws a meltinator and fires. Strong Sader jumps in front of it as it heads for Chwoka.}
STRONG SADER: {Slow motion} No!
{Strong Sader is struck by the beam and meltinated into a small puddle.}
STINKOMAN K: Does this guy have to die every episode?!
STRONG SADER: {Ghost} Wouldn't be a running gag then, would it?
STINKOMAN K: Yay, plot devices...
{Cut to the satillite, Strong Mad and the Cheat are there.}
STRONG MAD: THE JOB IS DONE! BLUE MAN IS DEAD!
DARLON: Excelent. With no one to sell food or anything else, their civilization will crumble. But just to make sure...{hands Strong Mad some wire clippers.} Cut out all the electricityexcept for at...THE HAUNTED HOUSE.{lightning strikes}
DARK SADER: Wow. Lightning in Space.
DARLON: You like? I installed the lightning guns as a booby trap. Anyway, go...do that...
{Cut to a picture of the Cheat telling Strong Mad which witres to cut, and Strong Mad cutts them all. Cut to Strong Bad checking E-Mail in a yet MORE thick body cast.}
STRONG BAD: {indistinguisable E-Mail jingle}
{Lights turn off, along with the Lappy.}
(OOC: Yeah, I know it's a Laptop, but he dosen't dare take it off the plug after what happened last time.)
{Cut to Homestar's house. Homestar is using Strong Bad's fondue pot, when the lights and oven turns off.}
HOMESTAR: Oh no! I've gotta find me some electwicity befowe the fondue gets cowd!
{Cut to outside the haunted house.}
HOMESTAR: Uhhh...this spooky house still has electwicity!
{cut inside, everyone in Wikihood except for the LoE are inside, when Homestar opens the door.}
HOMESTAR: Hey guys, what's happening?
COACH Z: Homesteooror! HORLD THORT DOOOOOOOOORRRREOOOR!
HOMESTAR: {stepping inside, the door shuts and locks behind him.} What was htat, Z-meister?
{Everyone groans.}
VANHOCK: {watching a VHS.} Well, look on the bright side, we got electricity still!
{Electricity goes out. Everyone groans again.}
{Cut outside. Darlon in a helicopter lowers a lead cage lined with spikes on the inside over the haunted house.}
DARLON: Excellent. Now everyone who can stop me is trapped! Even Plotman!
{Cut inside.}
PLOTMAN: Plot? PLLLLOOOOT!
{Nemesi and Xenos walk in. Nemesi punches Plotman and Xenos cuts it.}
NEMESI: No way man. No friggin way.
HOMSAR: Howdie-doo Cowboys! Let's sing a campfire story of kittens.
MARZIPAN: That's not a half bad idea Homsar.
{cut to a shot of everyone in a large circle around a growing bonfire.}
EVERYONE: AND THE CHUMBLY WUMBLY CAT CAME A TUMBLIN' DOWN! DID HE SELL BEANS? LORD NO! DID HE SELL EGGS? LORD NO! BUT HE COULDN'T AND HE WOULDN'T AND HE SHOULDN'T SO HE STAPELED IT DOWWWWWWWNNNNN!
{Strong Bad catches on fire, and the bonfire extinguishes, while the body-cast fire keeps burning.}
{Y2K teleports in.}
Y2K: What did I miss?
APOC: A lot. WOOSH!
{Apoc flies offscreen. Xenos and Nemesi walk on.}
XENOS: Crap. You. Citizen! {points at Y2K} Where's Apoc?
STRONG MAD: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
{Strong Mad proudly punches Xenos.}
NEMESI: Nice shot! You with an evil legion?
Y2K: Shouldn't it be obvious?!
{Johnny teleports in.}
JOHNNY: What did I miss?
Y2K: A lot.
{Johnny and Y2K equip a pair of one-man armies and start attacking Strong Mad. Strong Mad grabs them in midair.}
DARK SADER: You've arrived at base! Strong Mad, throw them in the Brig!
STRONG SADER: {Alive again} BRIG!?
{Credits and End screen.}
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