Wikihood/Ep 20

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SYNOPSIS

PLease put cast, places AND lines. This is a 10 chapter episode. Techno, you will not do this in flash.

CAST: {excluding the trailers} ApocalypX, Strong Sader, Bernard, Gilbert, The 386, E-Robot, The Code, Mother 386, Mr. Hmph

PLACES: {excluding the trailers} The Field

LINES: {excluding the trailers}

Transcript

Prologue: Trailers, Yadda, Yadda

Trailer:

ACT I: Taking out the Trash

COUNT X: Guys... I've got a new persona.

{Lightning strikes.}

APOCALYPX: ApocalypX! Just call me Apoc.

STRONG SADER: OK, whatever.

{A blue The Cheat, with black spots runs in.}

BERNARD: {Out of breath} Hey {Gasp} Gilbert. It's me {wheeze} your cousin, Bernard.

GILBERT: Hello.

THE 386: Here we go, on Episode 20. Who the crap is Your Mom?

E-ROBOT: I don't know. Also Eric is dead.

THE CODE: WHAT?!?!

E-ROBOT: Wait, did I said "Dead"? I meant "Out of the virtual reality".

THE CODE: But what the crap is he doinng there?

E-ROBOT: I don't know. Ill take out the trash. {Floats away}

THE 386: Oh, cut the crap! You wouldn't do that! Right, Mom?

GILBERT: So what was that secret mission?

STRONG SADER: dON'T KNOW.

{Excited, Mother 386 jumps onscreen, holding some guns.}

APOC: No.

{The screen fizzles out with a note saying, and a narrator reading:} 

Due to Mother 386's guns, the violence has been cut for 15 seconds. Listen to this music.

{Spanish Flea plays for fifteen seconds after the note is read. Cut back to Where everyone is. Mother 386 has no guns. OOC: The dot's represent more things are going to happen.}

APOC: Look at this car I found.

{A week passes, cut to Palpatine's office.}

APOC: C'mon, make an update!

{Everyone gasps. Fade to black.}

ACT II: The Staggering Surprise

{Fade back in to Palpatine's office with the open window with everyone looking down.}

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Yo Mace! Wassup G?

APOC: Yo Mace!

{Cut to Mace Windu's deformed carcass, with his lightsaber. Most of his skin is there and a 3-finger ring is on his right hand.}

APOC: Wassup G?

{Cut back up to the window.}

X-BOT: He's dead.

APOC: No he isn't. He's meditating.

X-BOT: {sighs} He's clearly dead.

{A Donkey comes in dessed as Homestarrunner. He blows off X-bot's head for kicks and then eats Mace Windu}

PIEINBUBSFACE: {off screen} That never hppened and I was in no way associated with it. {OOC:ANYONE can post on the chapters.}

ACT III: Apocalypse Before, Chaos Now, End of the World, Later

{Open to an open field in the middle of nowhere. Strong Sader and Gilbert are following a map.}

GILBERT: Where the crap did you get that map, anyway?

STRONG SADER: I don't know. I found it in my coat pocket.

GILBERT: Wow. Talk about mysterious happenings.

{Cut to a high over head view. Dark Sader is watching them. He is holding a balloon, which is somehow keeping him afloat. He is using binoculars.}

DARK SADER: Idiots.

{Fade to a caption saying: "One boring hike later..." Open to Strong Sader and Gilbert coming out in a small village.}

STRONG SADER: Erm... Hello towns folk, have you any helpful...

{Strong Sader is interrupted by one of the cottages behind him exploding.}

GILBERT: What the crap?

{Cut to Dark Sader above them.}

DARK SADER: {Maniacal laughter}

STRONG SADER: What do you want?

DARK SADER: To kill you of course!

JAR JAR: Yousa no worry. Mesa kill himsa!

DARK SADER: Oh please.

{Jar Jar literally is fried from Dark Sader's evil magic. Your Mom waits and watches in the shadows. Cut to Eric, The Code and E-Robot walking in the forest.}

THE CODE: So why are we here?

ERIC: I don't know. The director said our acting time is not now.

E-ROBOT: Ok then, let's wait for our scene.

ERIC: Right.

{Cut back to the Village.}

DARK SADER: {Floats away} So long suckers!

{The villages look angrily at Strong Sader and Gilbert. They draw torches and pitchforks Strong Sader and Gilbert run away.}

{Fade to black}

{Fades out of black}

Mr. Hmph: I be gone! {Poofs awry}

{Fade to black}

ACT IV: Battle of the Mothers

(BASED AROUND MOTHER 386 AND YOUR MOM)

MOTHER 386: F*** you, Your Mom! Feel the wrath of Mother 386!

YOUR MOM: OH YEAH????

{Mother 386 and Your Mom get ready to fight.}

THE 386: You two will have to hurry. Ye see spiked walls closing in on you. Take my sword, Mom!

YOUR MOM: NOT EVEN!

{YOur Mom knocks The 386 near a spiked wall.}

MOTHER 386: THAT'S IT!!! DO YOU NOT REALIZE OF THIS?! YOU'VE HURT MY BOY, AND NOW YOU WILL FREAKIN' PAY!!!

THE 386: Get her, Mom!! {he hops off the wall, angry} I'll watch here. Fight now!

{Pan left to see that Eric is standing next to The 386}

ERIC: Heck yeah, this is one of the best battles in the world! Woo! {Eats popcorn}

{Mother 386 does an uppercut, hitting Your Mom, pushing her onto a spiked bed from below.}

APOC: Even though she is evil... don't hurt my mother!

{Apoc turns evil and starts to attack The 386 with an array of attacks. Apoc just punches Eric into a cinema.}

ERIC: {Offscreen} Ow.

{Mother 386 shoves a knife into Apoc's stomach, then dashes over to The 386. Apoc awakens with a knife in his stomach but rattles it out. Apoc zooms to The 386.}

THE 386: Well, {bleep}.

APOC: Uh, huh. You has to follow my scr-

{Pause.}

APOC: Were sorry, this chapter has been cut short due for renevations. It had too many swears, so we couldn't bleep all of them out and violence so cruel, we couldn't skip through it. In other words, Your MOM's dead and we don't know who killed her. The End!

{Snaps to black with a long beep sound.}

ACT V: What's a Vendetta?!

(Based around Everyone.)

THE 386: Man, I suffered a {bleep} close call!

STRONG MAD: GARBLEDINAAAA!!!

ERIC: OW! My ears!

STRONG BAD: {a bit inaudible} Fact 2: Garbledina.

ERIC: Wait. Where the {Censored} are we? {Exits screen left. Offscreen} Oh!

{Cut to Da Basement, Eric is there}

ERIC: We're on the house of the brothers Strong!

{Offscreen, Scorpion throws his spear, striking Eric}

SCORPION: {offscreen, pulling Eric} Get over here!

{cut to Scorpion, Eric suddenly is pulled onscreen}

SCORPION: Do you have any idea where you should be?! Because... uh... I don't.

{Scorpion realizes what happened, and vanishes with an explosion.}

APOC: Come on SM! FIGHT!

{Strong Mad punches Apoc offscreen.}

APOC: {offscreen} Killing me ends the show.

TECHNO: Which I will do with this chapter!

{fade to black}

ACT VI: Computer Programming is fun!

APOC: Decimation lay around you. Life, as you know it, is gone. Your friends, gone. Family, gone. All because of Your Mother. If you want revenge, go to her.

ERIC: Hard choices. Got an answer?

TECHNO: I vote "F". Then run.

ERIC: "F" is not a good test rating but is a good choice. Ahoy, matey! {Pause} Oh, wait. Wait. Here. {Presses ctrl+break, which causes to show the program's code} A failure.

{The screen is as the shown below}

ERIC: The choice H doesn't exists. Who the crap programmed this anyhoo?

TECHNO: Don't you know how to work this thing?

ERIC: No. Not in "6 by Pizza". It's not even a really programming language.

TECHNO: Yeah, duh. So, umm� what the crap is wrong?

STRONG SADER: {Runs passed with Gilbert} Comin' through. {A brigade of peeved villagers runs passed after them.}

ERIC: Wait wait wait, I'll trick the program. {Eric starts a new file and types the following program:}

ERIC: It will just close the program when you choose "H". {the timer stops and it goes back to the options}

TECHNO: Whew that was clo� {"red button lightning" zaps him}

APOC: Great. You screw up 'sode, script and sCharacters!

{Fade to black}

ACT VII: Let's play "spot the references"!

{a dark field is shown is shown. Suddenly, lightning flashes, and Techno appears, laying down.}

TECHNO: Where am I? I feel so alone. {he turns into Thomas}

THOMAS: I'm in the real world! {he curls into the fatel position, cut to a veiw right behind Thomas's head, looking up, there is a shining light in the sky, it draws closer.} Wow. What could it be? Is it a guiding star? My own gaurdian angel? Strong Sader? Ooh! Oh, wait it's a meteor, heading straight toward me. Umm� Ahh! {cut back to a full view of him and he runs in a circle, it comes closer until it hits and makes a huge crater, cut to a sky view of Thomas.} Ohh� ow. What was that made of? {he walks over to a black lump, it moves, he goes around it's other side and then circles it, he is shaking with fright, all of a sudden an arm wipes off the ash and smolder on the top part of it and reveals brown fur and cheat eyes.} Hello?

BROWN CHEAT: Meh! {bubble} Hachimah! Hi! Or whatever language you speak.

THOMAS: {looks at it with suprise} Umm� Hello?

BROWN CHEAT: Were you by any chance taught english by educational TV?

THOMAS: {backs away} Umm� no. Rap videos.

BROWN CHEAT: {wipes off the rest of his fur and all of a sudden a zoom on the chocolate bar symbol and sequence very similar to this with Thomas in stead of Techno appears and "The Candy Man" plays}

THOMAS: YOU'RE MY THE CHEAT!

BROWN CHEAT: Excuse me? {Thomas goes toward him, and apparently hasn't eaten in weeks�} YAY! A CHOCOLATE LOVER! Go ahead have 15 of mine! {gets them out of his "pockets"}

THOMAS: What should I call you? Cheaty? {the brown cheat shakes his head} Cheatolate? {the brown cheat looks at him with discust and sticks his tounge out} I know!

BROWN CHEAT: Quit waisting time! A Purple ghost just threw me up into the sky and I landed here!

THOMAS: But I have to call you a name!

BROWN CHEAT: What's your name?

THOMAS: Technochocolate.

BROWN CHEAT: Then call me Technocheat! {Technocheat is turning static}

THOMAS: What's happening?

TECHNOCHEAT: I'm a program! And� {Martin falls out of the sky and on top of Technocheat who disappears into static right as touched}

THOMAS: Martin!

MARTIN: Oh, great. Where's the brown the cheat? Oh, duh. {Technocheat appears}

TECHNOCHEAT: Martin!

THOMAS: You two know each other?

TECHNOCHEAT AND MARTIN: {simaltaneously, they point to each other when they say it} You know him?

THOMAS: I guess we're one big happy� thingy! {cut to a car, Technocheat is driving} So, who is this "purple ghost"?

MARTIN: Accessing memory� The Cemetary Shadow, Bogmire, A by-product of the mansion's despair and fear, he is a purple blob who has the power of lightning and can create shadow clones of himself. You must use the clones to his advantage. {cut to a back veiw of them looking into a dark cave. Okay, here's the main entrace of the cave.

THOMAS: When you read me the bio, I thought he go nowhwere but cemetaries.

TECHNOCHEAT: Well, what are we waiting for?

THOMAS: Stuff! {they walk in, only their eyes are shown, he sees yellow eyes} Martin? {he feels around} Round head, stick-like arms, legs� why do you have yellow eyes?

BOGMIRE: Feel again.

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"Hey, guys, I found him!"

THOMAS: Oval head, stick-like arms, melted legs.

BOGMIRE: You're stupider than I thought. I'm Bogmire, you idiot!

THOMAS: Oh. Hey, guys, I found him! {Bogmire's eyes go big, pan back to see a black figure watching him on a TV.}

???: That idiot, Bogmire, is going to get himself killed� or the closest thing they could do to a ghost! I better go after him. {the silhouette walks away}

{fade to black}

ACT VIII: Somebody is playing Commander Keen at the terminal DOS shell!

{Cut to the field. It suddenly changes to Shadowlands from Commander Keen episode 4}

ERIC: What the crap? {Transforms into a sprite that looks like Keen} AARGH! A GLITCH!! Wait. I thought that the terminal was destroyed. How can the virtual reality change itself without the terminal?

{Many slugs come to Eric}

ERIC: Ah, crap! {Climbs a pole} Phew. They won't get me here.

MNiA: Let me guess Eric, A bunch of slugs are coming after you and you had to climb a pole to get awa-{Is cut off as many slugs run over him}...Ow.

THE 386: What the crap? No one can fend them off you know. Get us out of here!

{Strong Sader and Gilbert appear out of nowhere.}

STRONG SADER: Crap! Dark Sader must have made the villagers attack me so I woulden't be able to thwart him. He must have fixed the terminal! He controls Reality!

{Dun, dun, DUN!}

ERIC: {Jumps off the pole} Okay, the slugs are away, so-- {Billy Blaze (A.K.A. Commander Keen) enters onscreen} What the...

KEEN: Who are you?

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Who are you?

ERIC: Uhh... Humans. Not like you.

KEEN: Not like me? But I am a human!

ERIC: You should be. You're a computer program.

KEEN: You're crazy.

ERIC: Look, this is a virtual reality, and it just turned out in your virtual universe, ok? Believe me or not, you're a game character. ID Software created you in 1990.

KEEN: Game character? That may explain why in my birthdays I always am eight years old.

ERIC: Sure.

THE 386: {booming voice} DARK SADER!!!

{Cut to the sky. Apoc is falling, ands screaming. He lands on Keen.}

APOC: Man, Keen, why do you cost so much. I can't play you.

{Super Sonic X appears behind the others. His eyes are red.}

SUPER SONIC X: IT ENDS HERE.

ERIC: What the. He gone insane. {OOC: Apoc, Commander Keen is a shareware game, you play it for free. The only thing you could buy at episode 4 release year (1992) was support, secrets and hints.}

STRONG SADER: We must stop Dark Sader! If my calculations are correct, unless he is stopped within 12 hours, the terminal will collapse on itself, creating a Black Hole!

SUPER SONIC X: EXCELLENT SUGGESTION. {takes a device out of his pocket} This device is programmed to freeze time, except for me, for the next 11 hours and 30 minutes. {activates device, it explodes seconds later}

STRONG SADER: Well that was helpful.

SUPER SONIC X: OH, WELL. DESTROYING YOU TWO SHOULD PRODUCE THE SAME EFFECT.

STRONG SADER: Dark Sader now controlles reality, he must be trying to stop us.

MNiA: Yeah, I'm guessing there's a big possibility that he's trying to stop us. I'm also guessing that he'll control reality so that it all goes into a huge chase scene involving the Benny Hill song.

{A large monster appears. Everyone runs away from it to the Benny Hill song.}

SUPER SONIC X: ENOUGH! {destroys the monster} I'M ENDING THIS NOW. {creates sword, and places his X on the ground} HOPEFULLY, WHEN I DESTROY MY X, IT WILL TAKE THE UNIVERSE WITH IT. {begins to slowly lower his sword, when he stops, and many moments of him in his good side flash in front of him.} WHAT HAVE I DONE? {breaks free of control, puts X back on, and gets rid of sword} Alright. What do we have to do to save the world?

ERIC: Kill Your Mom.

KEEN: Oh no! A Mad Mushroom! There is no way to defeat him! {The Mad Mushroom Bounces into Keen, killing him at the game over tune from Commander Keen episode 4.}

ERIC: Good thing the enemies from the game doesn't affect us.

THE 386: Let's keep us going. We want... revenge!

{dramatic music}

SUPER SONIC X: And, I want...money!

{dramatic music plays again}

DARK SADER: {Offscreen, booming voice} FOOLS! You shall all die at my hand!

MNiA: But what if we don't want to die at your hand? You never know where it could have been.

{A giant hand comes from the sky, and crushes Mnia, dead. Sad music plays.}

STRONG SADER: NOOOOOOOO!

{Eric spin kicks Dark Sader while jumping on his pogo. The kicking scene then repeats, now in slow motion}

ERIC: Run! {Runs away}

STRONG SADER: But... What about Mnia?

ERIC: Just bring him anydangways! {OOC: See? Without edit conflicts MNIA wasn't dead.}

{Strong Sader scoops up Mina, and legs it with Eric.}

STRONG SADER: What do we do now?

SUPER SONIC X: We have to defeat him in the only way we can. {zoom in on SSX's face} Super Smash Bros. Melee! {transports himself and the others into the "Final Destination" stage of SSBM} Let's do this.

ERIC: This is not SSBM. You can't control the destination you are unless you are in the terminal. AND YOU ARE NOT IN THE TERMINAL! NOT IN THE TERMINAL I SAY! ARE YOU? HUH? Ahem. Then don't change the plot please.

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You're me!

{Zoom out to see that they still are in "Slug Village" from Commander Keen episode 4}

SUPER SONIC X: Whatever. We can still destroy you from here, Dark Sader. {turns invisible, and charges an attack without being seen}

APOC: {goes evil for a quick lapse} I'll destroy all human's for you!

{Apoc sticks his foot out and trips SSX over. Apoc goes back to normal.}

SUPER SONIC X: Now! {an intense barrage of attacks bombards Dark Sader. The immense force of the attack weakens SSX so much that, being a robot, he shuts down.}

{A weird vortex appears, a fermiliar person leaps out.}

STRONG SADER: Hey... You're me!

FUTURE STRONG SADER: Yes. I have come to the future to give you a warning.

APOC: What? Dancing Bananas take over the world? Techno gets one billion userboxes? Your Mom digs a hole? THE CHAOS!!!

THE 386: Bit too much chaos. Get us out of here!

MNiA: Yeah! What he said! Besides, I HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM! I drank too much of my saliva.

SUPER SONIC X: {eyes light up, speaks in monotone} TOO WEAK FOR NORMAL FUNCTIONING. ACTIVATING "LOW POWER MODE." {gets up} HEY, EVERYONE. I AM TOO WEAK TO FIGHT, AND I MUST SPEAK IN MONOTONE. BUT, I AM STILL THE SAME SSX.

FUTURE STRONG SADER: No! Wait! You must listen to me! I come from a future where Dark Sader uses the power he recently accured to take over the world. I invented a time machine, and came back to provent it from happening!

SUPER SONIC X: I AM TOO WEAK TO HELP, BUT I WILL TRY AND RECHARGE. ACTIVATING RECARGE FUNCTION.

APOC: What the cr-

EVIL APOC: Sup, I am Evil Apoc! I give you 24 hours!

{A timer appears at the bottom reading first UH:OH, then W:TF, then OH:CR:AP, then 24:00:00. Everyone is worried.OOC: MONTH:DAY:HOUR:MINUTE:SECOND}

APOC: What do you call this?

EVIL APOC: Yeah, I guess you're right. 24 minutes!

{Timer changes from UH:OH to W:TF to OH:CR:AP and finally 24:00. Everyone is even more scared.}

APOC: Ok, you got me. Now I'm scared.

EVIL APOC: Now you make me more angry. 24 seconds!

{Timer changes from H:EL:LO to BA:NA:NA to B:LA:BI:TY to S:CR:EW:TH:IS to BA:NN:ED to 48:15:16:24:42 to M:IC:RO:WA:VE to 00:24 to HO:ME:ST:AR to 00:24. Some people faint.}

APOC: This clock is screwed.

{Timer changes to HO:ME:ST:AR.}

APOC: Oh come on.

{Timer changes to K:OT.}

APOC: You are kidding me.

{Timer changes to A:PO:CA:LY:PX.}

APOC: WHAT?

EVIL APOC: 24 milliseconds.

{Timer changes to 00:00:24. Fade to black, Apoc walks onscreen.}

APOC: That was it? A countdown to the end of the episode? Pathetic.

EVIL TOVAR: Yai, you copyed me!

APOC: Go back to 1922, oldie.

EVIL TOVAR: Nai, I am Evil Tov-

{Apoc punches Evil Tovar.}

APOC: Oh, Saaaaaaaaam...

{Apoc walks offscreen. Ragnarök walks onscreen.}

RAGNAR�K: Soon, my plan will begin...

{Fade back to Eric, The Code, The 386, Strong Sader and Future Strong Sader. Purple � walks onscreen.}

PURPLE �: Hi! My name is Purple �!

{Dark Sader appears infront of Strong Sader.}

DARK SADER: I've waited a long time to do this!

{Dark Sader musters a sword out of thin air, and stabs Strong Sader through the chest. He disappears. Gilbert emerges from Strong Sader's pocket.}

GILBERT: NOOOOOO!

{Strong Sader slups to the floor. Gilbert rushes to his side. Blood streams from both his mouth and wound.}

MNiA: Oh my goodness...is he..dead?

{Fade to black suspensefully.}

Epilogue: A Happy Ending... or is it?

{Cut to the X-Tower. No one is there.}

NARRATOR: With Your Mom gone, Lord X good, Apoc with a headache and Dark Sader in hiding, will everything turn out for the good? Probably. Will The Code use mouth wash?

{Cut to Eric's bedroom/computer room. The Code is on the bed and Eric is at the computer}

THE CODE: And then... It's that thing.

ERIC: Yeah.

THE CODE: You don't know what to do.

ERIC: Right.

THE CODE: Then you see lights that are leading you...

ERIC: ...Somewhere.

THE CODE: Yeah.

{Long pause}

ERIC: What game are we talking about again?

{Cut back}

NARRATOR: Will Techno grow arms?

{Cut to Techno, "holding" a arm-growth formula.}

TECHNO: What? What's this?

{Cut back}

NARRATOR: Will Count X come back to good? And what of his father?

{Cut to Evil Lair.}

COUNT X: When, father?

LORD X: Soon.

YOUR MOM: WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING?

MOTHER 386: {peeks onscreen} Shut up!!

{Cut back.}

NARRATOR: Will Strong Sader not die for once.

{Cut to the Field, Strong Sader is laying there with Gilbert at his side. He dies.}

{Cut back}

NARRATOR: No... But why do Predators sound like cats?

{Cut to The Invisible Hand. A predator is there holding Dooku's severed head.}

PREDATOR: {one cat meow, subtitles} Victory!

{Cut back.}

NARRATOR: And how does X-Bot fit into this? No one really cares.

CREDITS

{The music at the beginning of Webbl and Bob - Bag is playing.}

Fun Facts

ACT VII: Let's play "spot the references"!

References

  • Thomas is from HRFWiki Matrix.
  • Being taught english by rap video references a lot of things, but mainly the character, Dimitri, from "Sly 3: Honor Among Theives", who was also taught english from rap videos.
  • The Candy Man is a song by Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley.
    • Having it used with chocolate is a reference to "Scrubs" in an episode titled "My Dream Job".
  • The part where Technocheat shakes his head, looks at him with discust and sticks his tounge out and then says "quit wasting time" is a reference to the bonus stage special, "The Day the World did stuff".
  • Martin is also from HRFWiki Matrix.
  • Bogmire is from Luigi's Mansion.
    • Bogmire's Bio Reads: 
The Cemetary Shadow
BOGMIRE
A manifestation of the haunted mansion's 
collective fear and despair. A shapeless, 
grimacing ghost that Luigi must fight in 
the mansion's backyard cemetery.

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