Wikihood/Ep 6
From The Wikihood
Contents |
[edit] Synopsis
[edit] Transcript
{ooc: Please do not alter the plot, or spoil it. You can, post dialogue that won't do anything to ruin the plot, spoil the plot, or show the new characters. To the people at home, it includes Star Wars Characters. Erm…}
{Cut to black.}
COUNT X: {narrating} Life, Death. It all means nothing to me. I'm a cyborg. But it does to a couple hundred wiki users.
{Count X slinks from the darkness.}
COUNT X: The wiki fights, so we all fight... And... he returns.
{A split-second shot of this gigantic cyborg with an alien head appears (NOT Grievous), then cut back to Count X.}
COUNT X: Expect guest stars.
{A split-second shot of Phil, then General Grievous, then Palpatine/Sidious, then Wat Tambor, then some users, then Yoda.}
COUNT X: And Techno and The 386 haven't agreed on it. {laughs}
{A blast of energy zaps Count X reducing him to dust. Techno walks onscreen.}
TECHNO: {ooc: Only for purpouse of preview.(PoP)} Sorry Count X, you'll have to wait.
{Cut to the Field.}
COUNT X: Now to the show! I hope I fight a fellow user of Wikihood.
STRONG SADER: {An angel} Hey guys.
THE 386: Alright you, give it back. Now.
STRONG SADER: I forgive you for killing me 386.
THE 386: What? I didn't kill you!
???: Rehh!
STRONG SADER: Well... I guess I forgive you for chasing me and then strangling me.
THE 386: Aw, crap. Why did I do that?
STRONG SADER: Do you think I should find a way to come back to life, or stay like this?
THE 386: The first one. I'm going for it.
{Aussie walks in, holding a phaser pistol.}
STRONG SADER: OK. Seeing as how I can't pick up anything, you'll have to build a machine to bring me back to life. (In my timezone it's 10 PM so I have to go now.)
ERIC: So what about we build- {Shuts down}
ERIC: {His head pops from screen top} Oh great. Another robot of mine.
THE 386: Hey, man. Have you seen The Code? I can't find him anywhere. You?
{The code pops from Eric's ear}
ERIC: {Bonus stage-ish} Yay! I found you!
THE CODE: Meh.
COUNT X: TECHNO!!!!
{Aussie phasers Eric}
AUSSIE: Bonus Stage Is dead!
COUNT X: Die, fools.
{Count X starts to beat everyone with ease. Before The 386 can wield his energy blade?, Count X punches him. As for The Code and Eric, Count X slices him. For Strong Sader, he blasts him with dark energy, "temporarily" making him evil. For AE, Count X knocks the phaser of AE, and cuts off one of his arm.. After the smoke clears, Count X is standing.}
COUNT X: WHERE'S TECHNO?
STRONG SADER: {Demon} My soul is filled with evil crap!
{Strong Sader possesses Count X, and makes him chop himself in half}
STRONG SADER: {Manical laughter}
{Evil wears off}
STRONG SADER: Huh?
{Looks on to see everyone dead.}
STRONG SADER: Oh... my... GOD!
ERIC: {Offscreen} Crap! Stop making robots that look-a-like me!
THE CODE: Ditto.
STRONG SADER: Hello? Everyone's dead! What do we do!?!
ERIC: {Enters onscreen} I dunno. I could just reboot the virtual reality terminal but it is completly destroyed since episode 3!!!
STRONG SADER: I might be able to fix all of this, but you'll have to build that machine to bring me back to life.
ERIC: Yeah, like I can make a 486 virtual reality machine terminal from nowhere. But wait. The Code, did you bring your laptop?
THE CODE: Yes.
ERIC: Cool.
THE CODE: But I lost it on episode 2.
ERIC: Uncool.
STRONG SADER: This is stupid. Why don't we just die? Well I am already.
ERIC: I can't. I'm the only alive here, if I die, there will be no more Wikihood. Crap, I'm going to starve here! {Kicks darkness wall}
{Wall breaks showing the Binary Universe. Eric falls but is holding at the floor}
ERIC: AAAAHH!!! HELP ME!!!
{Strong Sader flies down to catch him. He gets in front of him and holds out his hands to catch him, but he he falls through them.}
STRONG SADER: Crap. I forgot I don't have physical presence.
ERIC: The Code! You're my only hope!
THE CODE: {Offscreen} Not anymore.
{Pan down to see The Code hanging on Eric's foot}
{The Code is using his feet to hold on to the ledge, just then a ninja comes and slices off the Code's legs. They both fall.}
ERIC: Wait, how can The Code have feet if he's a The CheaaaaAAAAHHH!!!
{Eric hits a one on the Binary Universe and faints}
{Strong Sader Possesses Eric.}
STRONG SADER: Don't worry, I'll get you out of here.
ERIC: What are you doing in my head? {OOC: I'm not your character, please don't talk as me next time.}
{The floor where they were disappears}
ERIC: Yayness. This universe will soon explode itself. {Strong Sader flies off as Eric} We need to revertaAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
{Eric and Strong Sader fuse completely (Not permanently though.) to form Strong Eric. Though Strong Sader and Eric's minds are still separate.}
ERIC: As I was saying, we need to revert this or we can just die with the explosion. But first, how did we get on this universe? Why can't we leave? And why the virtual reality didn't shut down if the terminal is destroyed?
STRONG SADER: The terminals computer matrix is seeping into the univerce and creating a binary world. If the core program has leaked out we may be able to hack into it, and shut down the terminal.
ERIC: How? We don't have a terminal, not even a computer.
STRONG SADER: That's not strictly true. You see when I moved in I found it and fixed it, then I noticed the binary leaking out so I covered it up unsuccessfully. Now it's infected everything.
ERIC: The Binary Universe is not exactly an infectionious thing. But show me where is the terminal and I might can shut down the server.
STRONG SADER: It's in my garage, I'll get Gilbert to keep watch on it in the mean time.
{Gets out a small walkie talkie and phones an orange the Cheat.}
STRONG SADER: {Over Walkie Talkie} Gilbert. Keep watch over the computer thing I found.
GILBERT: Right!
ERIC: How can it be in your garage if we're trapped on a semi-shutted down virtual reality that doesn't works?
STRONG SADER: It fell through a time warp thingy.
ERIC: Okay... And why we aren't there yet?
{Pan left to see another Eric on the background}
ANOTHER ERIC: {Another The Code pops from his ear} Yay! I found you!
{Pan back}
ERIC: I hate glitches. Glitches. Glitches. Glit-Bzzzt. {His hair becomes orange} I'm a squeaky guy!
STRONG SADER: There's my house! {Camera pans to reveal a house.}
ERIC: {His image is completly messed up} Applauses for DJ Eric! {Beatboxes}
{Ariving at the house.}
{Strong Sader seperates from Eric. As a side-effect, he is alive again.}
ERIC: {Still beatboxing,but his mouth doesn't moves anymore. His arms moves as on Dancin' Bubs}
STRONG SADER: I must save Eric!
{Picks up wrench.}
STRONG SADER: Die evil computer!
{Stabs the computer. He is electrocuted and then explodes, dying, but also destroys the terminal in the process.}
ERIC: {Becomes normal} Look at what you did! You destroyed our last chance to escape! {Glitched again} BECAUSE IT'S MIDNITE!
STRONG SADER: {An angel again} On the contrary! The terminal has turned into a warp hole! {Steps into the warp and returns home.}
ERIC: {Stops beatboxing, his mouth still doesnt move} Looks like I'm gonna hafta jump! {Flies into the warp hole}
{They fall through a swirling vortex.}
STRONG SADER: {Screams}
{Pan to see 1,000,000 Eric's}
1,000,000 ERIC'S: {The Code pops from each Eric's ear} {Echoed} Yay, I found you!
{Cut to Strong Sader in bed.}
STRONG SADER: {Screams} What a horrible dr-dr-dr {Film snaps.}
{White screen. Strong Sader is standing in the middle.}
STRONG SADER: I think you'll find that reality is on the blink again.
ERIC: {Pops from screen top, then does a short beatboxing}
TECHNO: I'll be back!
{Credits start to play, but a record scratches and etheral music plays while Count X is speaking.}
COUNT X: This series is confused and insane. And that is why I hate people that try to kill me... in the ff... not for real. The admins that didn't shut us down are stupid. {OOC: NOT TRUE!}
HOMESTAR: {scared} Don't bad-mouth the network, X-y boy.
COUNT X: Or what? They'll ban me?
{A red stamp covers the screen reading: "Due to Count X bad-mouthing the network (admins/sysops), Count X is on a temporary ban. In spite of this, Count X will not appear in some of Season 2. But the episode names are up to him, Techno and The 386. Also, "tempor" admins will be availible. The newest "t" admin is SS-er. (for now) Have a great 2nd season!" The Paper comes down.}
