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From The Wikihood
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CAST (in order of appearence): Too many people.
The wiki users get thrown into several more dimensions, where H*R characters are runing rampant with totally correct personalities!
Transcript
{Open to a totally white screen. Faint yelling is heard and Super Sam falls from the top of the screen.}
SUPER SAM: Ow, that seemed like a highly irrational way to enter this mysterious dimension. However shall I escape?
{More faint yelling is heard.}
SUPER SAM: This will not end well.
{Shadow Scythe slams down on top of Super Sam, breaking him in two.}
SHADOW SCYTHE: Uh-oh. Time to discard the evidence.
{Homestar walks in.}
HOMESTAR: You guys must be the pizza man. That fortune cookie was wight!
SHADOW SCYTHE: You disturb me.
HOMESTAR: Yeah, you're pwobably wight.
{Suddenly, the two halves of Super Sam regenerate into two new Super Sams. One is coloured darker and the others is coloured lighter. Super Sam's ghost appears between the two.}
GHOST SUPER SAM: Oh noes, I've been split into my two sides, good and evil, respectively, again! It's a good thing I have this convenient resurrection machine in my pocket.
SUPRA SPAM: I'm afraid I can't let you do that.
{Supra Spam pulls out a chainsaw and slices Ghost Super Sam's head off. A new one grows in its place.}
GHOST SUPER SAM: Only some highly generic and illogical device can kill me now!
SHADOW SCYTHE: Must attempt to contain spectral energy! Or something.
{A whoosh is heard, and a ghost form is seen rushing from Shadow Scythe to Ghost Super Sam's severed head. The body of Shadow Scythe grows from it.}
SPECTRAL SCYTHE: Now that I am in my true form, I shall kill Homestar, and end this madness!
{Joshua promptly falls onto Spectral Scythe.}
SUPER-DUPER SAM: Obligitory Half-Life reference!
STRONG MAD: {walking in} OBLIGITORY HOMESTAR CHARACTER SAYING SOMETHING EVERY 10 LINES!
{The background fades into Free Country, USA.}
JOSHUA: You'll need to do more than that to not break the rules!
SHADOW SCYTHE: I've suddenly lost the will to live! {promptly pulls out chainsaw and drills into brain}
SUPER-DUPER SAM: I'll save you, even though I don't particularly like you!
{Super-Duper Sam rushes towards Shadow Scythe, but Supra Spam and Spectral Scythe stand in front of him.}
SUPRA SAM AND SPECTRAL SCYTHE: Combined energy blast!
{voip}
GHOST SUPER SAM: My one weakness! How did you knooooooooooo... {fades away}
JOSHUA: Time to pull the plug on this obvious simluation.
{Joshua charges towards Spectral Scythe and absorbs him. He then belches out Shadow Scythe and Spectral Joshua.}
SPECTRAL JOSHUA: And that's the end of our show, bonk.
{The Paper comes down.}
SUPRA SAM: Isn't this highly irrational in every way?
SHADOW SCYTHE: I'll say.
JOSHUA: I don't even want to think about what just happened.
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