Wikihood/Ep 22
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Template:Wepinprog {Open to Bogmire's Lair, Thomas, Strong Sader and Technocheat are there.}
BOGMIRE: Soon, my master will arrive to retrieve you! In the mean time, to make sure you can't escape, {Bogmire unlocks Technocheat and Thomas.} I'll keep you in stray jackets… {wraps them tight in stray jakets.} and still lock you up! {puts a metal chain around each of their stray jackets, Technocheat fizzes with static.} And while I'm at it, I might as well wrap a cloth over your face so that you can't talk to your friends.
THOMAS: {quickly} You know, if TC's here, where's Martin? {Bogmire gets a ball of cloth that has a hole in it and puts it over Thomas's head.}
MARTIN: {muffled} Oww… {OOC: Martin was in the cloth and now Thomas's head and Martin are in the cloth} Hi, idiot.
STRONG SADER: {Still on the wall} You're disguising!
BOGMIRE: I know.
THE 386: {over P.A.} Attention all people! There has been a bomb planted somewhere in the place! Evacuations are necessary!
BOGMIRE: {Finds and defuses bomb}
THE 386: Ugh. Can't you listen? {appears onscreen} I told you, this person may be guilty, but we may be in it! Can't you see what's going on?!
{Eric's kid version runs by onscreen and offscreen.}
ERIC: {Offscreen} I hate you, time machine! {Walks onscreen} Yes. That was my past myself. You can see that by the dirt stains.
THE 386: Oh, yeah! He's the one who's guilty!
STRONG BAD: {over P.A.} Will Eric please come to my office?
THE 386: I'll be in my shed. {walks offscreen, a spaceship launch can be heard 5 seconds later}
{Cut to Strong Bad's Office. The door suddenly falls as Eric enters}
ERIC: Man, you gotta fix this place. What do you want?
STRONG BAD: Eric, I heard of one little incident. Your past self is wreaking havoc in this freakin' place! Do something about it!
ERIC: Havoc?! {Falls on ground, then laughs really hard}
{Cut to Past Eric Kid, he is just running around in circles}
PAST KID ERIC: I'm pretending I'm an airplane!
{Cut back to Strong Bad's Office}
ERIC: {Gets up} Okay okay okay. I will send him back to past. {Walks away}
{Cut to the time traveling room}
PAST KID ERIC: Will I ever see you again?
ERIC: Please, let's not start any emotional scene. I'm your future self, blah blah blah. Now get in that machine now, mister.
PAST KID ERIC: I alwys knew I would turn into a big moron in the future! {Kicks Eric and runs away}
ERIC: OW! I always hated the way I was, after I grown up. Get back here! I... Um... I have cookies here! {Pause} I give up. {Walks away}
MNiA: {Falls Out of the sky, crashing through the roof, and lands on the nearest thing} Phew! I finally got away from Strong Mad! I also landed on something.. I don't know what it is though..
ERIC: {Enters on the room, followed by Past Kid Eric} Ok, now... What the...YOU DESTROYED THE TIME MACHINE! You... You...
PAST KID ERIC: Stupid!
ERIC: Yeah!
MNiA: Hey, I'm not heavy enough to destroy a time machine. Whatever destroyed the time machine came in from that very big hole in the wall.
{camera pan to hole in wall that's the size of The Jolly Green Giant}
MNiA: {camera pans back} So, I don't think did this. I also think there's a shard of metal in my back. {cut back to Thomas, SS and Bogmire}
BOGMIRE: Shouldn't she be here, yet? I'll go get her.
THOMAS: {muffled} She?
MEGARYA: Me!
DARK SADER: Hey! I'm the brains!
THOMAS: {muffled} Martin, isn't it impossible to ressurrect Rya now that she was only ashes?
MARTIN: {muffled} I'm not sure it's Rya! I'm peeking out, and it looks like megaman.
MEGARYA: Well, I'm the… die-y… things! So, Bog, who'd you get me?
BOGMIRE: Strong Sader, Martin, a Cheat, and worst of all, that dreaded Thomas! {Megarya shudders}
MEGARYA: Bogmire, you dump Martin and Technocheat in the pit of dispare type stuff, Dark Sader, do what you wish with Strong Sader. I have something special in mind for Thomas...
DARK SADER: Oh, this is gonna be sweet...
{Megarya and Drak Sader close in on Thomas and Strong Sader. Cut to an absorber ray, Strong Sader is strapped to it.}
MEGARYA: Here's the deal. You have two days to save your friend, or the ray will charge and Dark Sader will absorb him. Once then, Dark Sader will become a powerful warlord, and will then destroy you slowly and painfully. So that starts now. I shall dump you five thousand miles away. {Gilbert hops out of Strong Sader's pocket} Another? Kill it!
GILBERT: I have a better deal. Me and Techno escape when I say go, you don't follow us. We save our friends from the pit of dipare type stuff, leave for a bit, come back and rescue Strong Sader and have a battle to the crap. RUN! {Thomas struggles to get out of his stray jacket, but eventually just hops along with Gilbert, they hop by a pit of dispear.}
MARTIN: What about us?
THOMAS: Just keep moving. {a siren blares, action-type music plays.}
{Gilbert takes off the stray jacket and drops it into the pit and like a rope rescues the others.}
GILBERT: RUN!
THE 386: Oh, crap. {dashes offscreen}
{Cut to the plane X-Bot, LX, Zim, Gir and Apoc are on. Strong Bad materializes in the plane.}
APOC: What are you doing here? Oh well.
STRONG BAD: Can I borrow five bucks?
APOC: Hmm... HOW ABOUT.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! {cut to Thomas, Gilbert and The 386, they immitate an action movie by doing unnessecary cartwheels and backflips until they reach a trapdoor at the top}
THOMAS: Be careful here! {he flips up the trapdoor and hops up, Gilbert can't quite reach, so Thomas brings him up. The 386 get's caught in the trapdoor. Tom and Gilbert are in the arena where you fight Bogmire in the game Luigi's Mansion, shadow clones rise while in the music a guitar riff comes.} SHADOW CLONES! Wait, just jump off the side! {they jump off, they land in front of Bogmire's grave, Thomas uses a device on a log and a wind blows from it. They jump in. They land in front of a dog house, they cllimb on it and go over a fence, they run, cut to The 386, struggling, cut to The Cheat}
THE CHEAT: Mehmanemaheh! {translation: We're sorry, but everyone blew up except us in Free Country.}
SUPER SONIC X: {teleports in} What did I miss?
THE CHEAT: Meh, mehmehmehmhemeenameh! {translation: I just said, everyone outside of Free County blew up!}
{Cut to Somewhere Else}
E-ROBOT: Woohoo! We're a team now!
ERIC: Shut up.
PAST KID ERIC: {Simultaneously} Shut up.
THE CODE: {Not quite simutaneously} Shut up.
ERIC: Now what the crap are we gonna do? Without my past self in his right time, I am going to disappear!
THE CODE: What?
ERIC: Think of time as a string... Nah, that wouldn't work.
E-ROBOT: Think of time as a paper. If you mess with the past, it's like you're burning it. Then soon the rest of the paper will burn, as you messed also with the present, got it?
{Eric, The Code and Kid Eric have a confused look. Suddenly, Eric disappears. Then cut back to (insert last location here)}
STRONG MAD: E-COMMERCE! E-BUSINESS!
HOMESTAR: Shut up about the E-Thingy already!
{A headcrab clutches onto Homestar's face.}
HOMESTAR: I bet I'll get hat-hair.
{Homestar walks offscreen. Cut to Dark Sader and Megarya's lair. The absorb ray pulses into life.}
DARK SADER: Soon the ray will be fully charged, and when that happenes, I shall be all-powerful! {Manical Laughter}
STRONG SADER: {Wimpers}
{Cut back}
THE 386: That's just great, man. They'll never make it.
{WARNING: Wikihood is on the verge of being deleted! The rest of this episode will consist of a Strong Bad cartoon with absolutely no users what so ever. Cut to Strong Bad's computer room.}
STRONG BAD: I still haven't got five bucks. Well... I'd better go annoy Strong Sad.
{Cut to Strong Sad's room. Strong Sad is at his computer. The Bonus Stage theme can be heard.}
STRONG SAD: What do you want Strong Bad?
STRONG MAD: LET'S BOTHER HIM!!! LET'S BOTHER HIM WITH A GLOWY BOX!!!
