Wikihood/Ep 21
From The Wikihood
[edit] Synopsis
In this email episode, a musical goes onward.
[edit] Transcript
{Cut to black. Apoc walks onscreen as a demon.}
APOC: Ze musik-al haz ben can-celled. Ze virue (no pronounce e) harz curruptored Wiikihoood.
THE 386: Oh, crap. Why don't we get to the point?
STRONG MAD: WHY DON'T YOU GET TO THE POINT?
{Strong Sader walks onscreen wearing Vaudeville clothes.}
STRONG SADER: Aaaaw, nuts! I had a great musical number 'n' all!
THE 386: {looks at the screen} Get this thing started already!
{Vode An plays. the admins (cutting Techno, obviously) fully emerge out of a light.}
ERIC: I quit. {Walks away for the rest of the episode}
APOC: Au francir. (sp?) {Walks away}
THOMAS: {record scratch, Thomas pops up and uses his green lightsaber to cut the screen in half.} I can hear you all the way from the next deminsion! NO DIOLAUGE! {disappears and the screen goes back to normal and Vode An continues playing.}
STRONG SADER: Oh... Well... That sucks.
THOMAS: {pops up} SHUT UP! YOU'RE SPOILING IT! {goes back}
{Strong Sader dies for no apparent reason.}
STRONG SAD: Is this show in anyway connected to reality?
{Cut to hell}
STRONG SADER: Who knew Hell was on the sun?
SATAN: Yeah, it was referring to Bonus Stage like that, that sent you here you know.
THOMAS: {from left side of the screen} Shut u� wait, why am I here? Why are you here?
SATAN: What th- Oh yeah! This loser's eternal pain and suffering.
{Satan bats Strong Sader into a pit of lava, and he burns. Cut back.}
MNiA: {Comes in wearing a funny costume} Man, did I miss my cue?
STRONG MAD: MY PANTIES! MY PANTIES! {chases MNiA offscreen}
STRONG SAD: Ooooooookay. This is getting weird.
{The background turns into Strong Bad's house.}
STRONG SAD: ...Ok, fine, whatever.
THE THING: {Opens the door} HI EVERYONE! I'M HERE! What'd miss?
???: {Offscreen} Hey! You! The one with the hole in his sock!
Freezestar: {Pops up out of now where} Me or Bubs?
Bubs: I don't have socks!
APOC: Must... have... moRE... POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!
{Apoc charges up. The screen jumps, cut to a plane. Look at this and go 1:47 into it. That music plays.}
APOC: I guess I'm going on vacation. C'mon dad!
{Lord X, X-Bot 3000, GIR and Zim run onscreen}
APOC: I didn't invite you too. Oh well.
{Apoc, LX, X-Bot, Gir and Zim board the ship. It takes off. Cut to a slide that says: "Meanwhile, in Hell...". Cut to Hell, Strong Sader is scorched, Satan is standing next to him. Strong Sader looks angry and bored at the same time.}
SATAN: -So then the pit got clogged up, so I'm quite deject-
STRONG SADER: You know, I'm gonna go jump back in the lake. {Walks off-screen. A splash and burning is heard.}
SATAN: Wait! I haven't told you about the Well of Suffering Notice Board!
{Cut back}
THE THING: Where'd Bubs Go!?
STRONG SAD: He went off to scam some people out of five bucks.
THE 386: That son of a scammer! What the {bleep} is he doing?!
STRONG SAD: Well that's the way he is. {Thomas comes in with a remote, he presses a button}
THOMAS: MUTE'D! {he destroys the remote}
STRONG BAD: Why'd you break a good TV remote?
{Intergalactic cues. The 386 gets up, and brandishes his energy sword.}
STRONG SAD: {Subtitled} THOMAS! THE MUSICAL IS CANCELLED! WE DON'T HAVE TO BE MUTE!
FREEZESTAR: Freeze! {Freezes Strong Sad} Your boring me.
{Cut to a slide that says: "Meanwhile, in Hell" Cut to Hell, Strong Sader looks completely Brain-dead.}
SATAN: -So then I was like: "Yeah, well I don't care if I'm making you knaw your leg off, I'm talking about the pit." and he was like so knawing his leg off. {Strong Sader begins smashing his head with a rock. Cut back.}
THE CHEAT: {walks on screen} Memanemahema! {Vode An stops}
{Strong Sad begins to turn blue, as he can't breath from being frozen.}
THE CHEAT: MEHMAHEMAHA! {OOC: Translation: He's gonna blow!}
{Strong Sad begins to swell.}
GILBERT: THIS IS IT!
STRONG SAD: {Farts}
THE 386: Bleh! Strong Sad, what has your mom been feeding you?
STRONG SAD: Super Beans.
BLACKBOT: Let me explain: IN MUSICAL!
{The screen opens to a stage.}
BLACKBOT: Dun dun da dun dun dun! Beaaaaaaaaaaans, Beaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnns the magical fruuuuuuuuuuiiiiiiit, theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee morrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeee you eaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttt, thhhhheeeeeeeeeee moreeeeeeeee yoooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuu toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot, theeeeeeeeeeeeeeee bettttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrr yoooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu feeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllll, theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee betttttttttttttttttteeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr yoooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu feeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllll foooooooooorrrrrrrr evvvvvvveeeeeerrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyy......... MMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLL!
{Blackbot turns around and guns down Thomas. Thomas is still alive.}
GILBERT: YOU BUTTHOLE!
{Gilbert leaps on Blackbot, and begins unscrewing his casing. Blackbot trys to get Gilbert off, but Gilbert rips out a handfull of cables. Blackbot falls to the ground.}
THOMAS: When� ugh� can� ugh� I� get� to my dimmm� {Thomas falls, dead}
GILBERT: NOOOOOOO!
{Gilbert begins to try and resuscitate Thomas. Cut to Hell, Thomas materializes, Strong Sader has hung himself, and his left heg has been knawed off.}
SATAN: -So then I ate that peace of cheese-
THOMAS: What the� is it possible to die in hell?
SATAN: -and the last bite nearly made me puke it back on my plate-
THOMAS: {dresses in vaudville clothes, bonus-stagey} We shall fight in a musical duel!
SATAN: Bring it on, Chocolate boy!
{cut to a montage of different dancing while "Don't You Worry 'Bout a Thing" by John Legend plays, Thomas dresses in Vaudville Clothes, Pop Star Sparkly Clothes, White Tuxedo, and Clown. Satan dresses in Vaudville, African Headdress, Rap Clothes, and a Woman's Red dress, finally Mexican stand-off music plays.}
{Satan begins to swing his pitchfork at Thomas, Thomas ducks, Bogmire materializes}
BOGMIRE: Stupid� italian� greeny.
THOMAS: I knew it� {Satan stabs him}
BOGMIRE: These look like a bunch of easily killed people, how much for them?
SATAN: Ha ha! I've wo- {Satan is stabbed through the gut with a rock, Strong Sader is behind him.}
BOGMIRE: {grabs Thomas} You're coming with me!
STRONG SADER: If only I had my leg, I could run after them.
BOGMIRE: {punches Strong Sader down and grabs him} You too!
STRONG SADER: {Him and Thomas begin to get absorbed into Bogmire's skin} Thomas! What do we do!? {cut over to Thomas who has spirals for eyes and his tounge is sticking out.} You were helpful (!)
{Cut to Bogmire's lair.}
BOGMIRE: {Generic laughter}
TECHNOCHEAT: {already there, chained to the wall} It's a happy ending!
{credits}
