Wikihood/Ep 19
From The Wikihood
Transcript
{Open to The Code's Computer Room}
THE CODE: Well, the robot is done, Dark Sader is here and I'm hungry. What are we gonna do?!?!?
E-ROBOT: {Synthesized voice} Aw nuts.
THE CODE: Wha? It turned on itself!
E-ROBOT: What are you looking at? Eric planned me to replace him while he's on vacation.
THE CODE: He sure is on a long trip to Heaven. Or else.
DARK SADER: Enough talking!
COUNT X: {turns evil} I AM EVIL! I SHALL KILL YOU!
{Count X blasts Dark Sader with light energy, but he dodges it, then DS blasts dark energy at CX, and it scrapes his shoulder. CX wields both lightsabers, on and swoops at DS, mad with evil.}
E-ROBOT: Let's get out of here. {Floats away}
THE CODE: Sure. {Walks away}
X-BOT: What about the master?
MNIA: {Whispers to himself} Good thing I was able to get out from under the Heavy Lourde and then somehow get to the Code's computer room and listen in on what they were saying.
THE 386: Count X has become a traitor to us users.
COUNT X: WHERE DOP YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?
{MNiA, E-Robot and The 386 get "force pulled" towards Count X. He ties them up with dark energy.}
COUNT X: Do what ever you want with them, Dark Sader.
THE CODE: You didn't tied me up! FACE-GNAWING POWER!!! {Gnaws Count X's face off} Now I'm angry! Who wants some? HUH? {Gnaws Dark Sader's face off}
E-ROBOT: Ow.
{Everyone that was tied by Count X's dark energy is freed}
COUNT X: I'll say this: {removes gnawed face mask} I DON'T HAVE A FACE! I STILL REMAIN A SKELETON/CYBORG!
{Zoom out to see that everyone ran away and Dark Sader is lying on the floor without his face}
COUNT X: EURGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
{Fade to white. Everyone except Count X and Dark sader pops in.}
E-ROBOT: {Distorted voice} Where the crap are we?
{Everyone gets vectorialized. Vector Strong Bad pops in.}
VSB: Hellote. I splo stuff.
X-BOT: Where is the master?
STINKOMAN: {Jumps in} Habila-hup! This is my training area!
X-BOT: No, this is the master's place.
{X-Bot picks up Stinkoman and throws him far offscreen.}
E-ROBOT: Are you crazy? This is only a game. And who be the master? {Bend to bad-quality-brittish-accent-'d) Ye be crazeth.
???: I AM THE MASTER!
{Lord X, or LX, appears from the shadows. Eric also comes from the other side but he isn't vectorized}
THE CODE: What the-- Weren't you dead?
ERIC: Duuh! This is a virtual reality, forgot? I had to die so I could get to the real world, drink a coke, go to the bathroom and come back.
LX: Even I'm your sworn enemy, Eric's right. And here's a story aout the virtual terminal. I created the terminal to feel punishment without going anywhere. But Count X wandered in and crafted it to his liking. That is why I, and Your Mom must kill him and everything else here. {struggling, whispering} He-Help M-Me. AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!
{Your Mom, or YM, walks out of the shadows.}
YOUR MOM: Tsk, tsk, tsk. Trynig to break out of my control? You're a bad boy.
{Your Mom blasts Eric, E-Robot, The Code and The 386 away.}
LX: {evil} Come back, X-Bot.
X-BOT: I serve Count X, and only Count X. I do his bidding.
YM: So be it.
{Your Mom tears off X-Bot's head and throws it at The 386. Your Mom leaves.}
LX: Please: save me and my son from this tyrannical beast.
{LX is dragged off by some mysterious force.}
{Eric, The Code and E-Robot pops back. Eric is not vectorized has inverted colors, The code is 8-bit and E-robot is made out of 8-track cartidges}
E-ROBOT: What the...
ERIC: Not. A. Word.
THE CODE: Shut up.
X-BOT: {shutting down} Save... my... master... {shuts down.}
MNiA: {has his entire face gnawed off somehow} Well guys, we all heard X-Bot. We have to save Count X. Even though it might not be easy, we have to do it.
{The 386 gets up}
THE 386: I'll kill Your Mom! Who's with me?!
MNiA: {face returns to normal} Listen, Count X needs our help. I know I wasn't here for the first many episodes where he was a good guy, but trust me, I know something's wrong.
THE 386: Curse you, Your Mom! Show yourself this instant!
MNiA: Jeez, The 386, it's just me, Mynameisalex.
{Strong Sader falls from the sky. He's dazed, and confused.}
STRONG SADER: {Dizzy} Hi... juys...
MNiA: Jeez, Strong Sader, are you okay?
STRONG SADER: Shore I am't!
MNiA: {raises eyebrow} How did you even fall from the sky in the first place?
STRONG SADER: God sent me back to do an important task next episode.
MNiA: Wow. This task must really be important.
STRONG SADER: Yeah. But I'm not exactly sure what it is.
MNiA: I guess we'll have to wait until the next episode to find out, I guess.
{Pan left}
E-ROBOT: I wonder why I am made out of 8-track cartridges for glitch instance.
ERIC: At least you don't have your colors inverted.
THE CODE: Shut up!
{Close on Eric}
ERIC:Geez.
{Ending}
